*Lyle Underroot notices the postings and decides to add his own question to the written dialogue*
'scuse me, ifn ah might ask ah'd like te place an ordah for a bunch o' mahogany branches m'self ifn that's an option? Jus' send me a note via the 'magic' falcon post, seein' as them birds seem te be able te find me no mattah whar ah might be.
Lady Comfort be wit ye,
Lyle Underroot.
~PS - While ah realize ah could more easilly 'ave written my words in proper Common, ah tend te 'ave more fun writin' in my own 'country bumpkin' accent. 'ope it's as fun te read fer the readers as it is fer me te write.