Gog's Pile of Fings

[Eyvind]

[SIZE=24]Gog's Pile of Fings[/SIZE]

Gog marches into the Market Hall and unceremoniously dumps the contents of a big sack on a table. Some of it rolls onto the floor.
He announces:

[SIZE=16]"I hev fings 'ere."[/SIZE]


All trades welcome!

All jobs welcome!

Gog is not particularly astute and will likely settle for much less
than the item is actually worth, even though it might not be much.

Gog will trade worthless items for other, potentially more,
worthless items as well as one item for a practically identical one.

If something pretty wants to buy something, he might forget to
take -- full -- payment.

If someone wants to buy something on credit, it would likely be
easy to convince Gog to allow it.

Other big people might never have to pay more than a few true
for anything. They might also get into a fight.

Some purchases might accidentally come with additional items.

Stealing items by especially sneaky sneakies is allowed.

Gog takes occasional naps.

Gog can be bribed with sweets.


[SIZE=10]((Roleplay here or in game when appropriate. I won't necessarily
ask for any dicerolls, just RP responsibly and let's not mule.

In order to hold true to the stealing and PvP rules, stealing will be
mechanized as any trade after an outcome has been determined
by roleplaying, OOC reasoning, and perhaps some dicebag fun.

Any form of communication is welcome.))[/SIZE]

It is difficult to determine exactly what the pile consists of. It is composed of large amounts of garbage and worthless items, this much is clear; certain things can be identified, however.

• Arrow, Copper Tipped Hickory Falcon Tail x 20
  A bit better than normal arrows ((+1 piercing damage))
  
• Copper Battleaxe x 1
  Hardly spectacular, and quite stained. Not just with blood, either.
  
• Copper Bullets x 99
  For all your slinging needs. These just roll around on the floor, go ahead and pick them up.
  
• Copper Greataxe x 1
  A remarkably not great axe, at least it's big.
  
• Corn Kernels x 14
  You wouldn't want to eat these.
  
• Cotton x 7
  Wads of dirty cotton litter the pile.
  
• Cure Light Wounds (potion) x 8
  These are the only two that are still intact.
  
• Discarded Pitchfork x 1
  Ideal for angry mobs. Though not particularly powerful as a weapon ((-1 enhancement penalty)), it could be used as a weak torch ((Low yellow 10m light)).
  
• Endurance (scroll) x 1
  Weaklings rejoice!
  
• Expeditious Retreat (scroll) x 1
  Cowards rejoice!
  
• Gum Arabic x 1
  For gluing together hamburgers.
  
• Mineral Amethyst x 2
  Purple.
  
• Mineral Greenstone x 1
  Green.
  
• Mineral Malachite x 1
  Also green. A different shape, perhaps?
  
• Minor Spike Trap Kit x 1
  Just add water.
  
• Plain Cloak x 1
  Makes a spectacular blanket, if you can clean it.
  
• Raspberry x 7
  Will stain shirts. Also yummy.
  
• Raw Feline Meat x 18
  Boil before eating.
  
• Set of Tinker's Tools x 1
  For all your tinkering needs.
  
• Shield Crafting Kit x 1
  Will turn any board into the pretty shield of your choice.
  
• Skinning Knife x 2
  Can be used for stabbing. Or skinning.
  
• Tinder x 1
  Taken from the nest of a sparrow.
  
• True (coin) x 23
  There are holes in Gog's pockets.
  
• Venom Sack from a Small Spider x 3
  "Small" is a relative term.

Gog sits down on the floor next to the table, waiting for customers.

[Chazzler]

*A dwarf in a coloured bronze full plate mail goes past, snorts and continues on for a couple of steps, then turns around and looks Gog straight in the eye and nods*

"Hauw much fer 'em cougar skins an' dat scrollbox, mate?"

*If asked about identity, he tells Gog his name* "Eh'm Unther Hardhammur, eh acolyte o' da Hammur, hauw much?"

[Eyvind]

Gog stands up and looks down at Unther, grinning.

"Erm," he fumbles with the box, looking inside it. He puts it down and takes out a small bag of True. Taking out a coin he slams it down on the table and says, "Fousand uv dese."

He looks at the pile of skins. "En dem... fi'e hunred?" he points.

He looks uncertain for a moment, then looks back at Unther and grins again. "Hahahar. You no carry dem, you too littol." Grabbing a handful of corn kernels, he tosses them in the Scroll Box, "'ere, dese mek you grew up strong en big."

[Chazzler]

*grins underneath his helmet and speaks* "aye, eh'll take 'em, foine foine"

[Eyvind]

One of the Cure Light Wounds potion vials breaks as Unther grabs the Cougar Skins. Silly dorf. Gog shrugs and grins stupidly as he stuffs his newly earned True into his bag. The bag overflows and Gog decides to go to the bank with some of it.

Several hours later he returns, hauling a freshly filled bag of stuff. He pours it onto his pile:

• Arrow, Copper Tipped Hickory Falcon Tail x 20
  A bit better than normal arrows ((+1 piercing damage))
  
• Copper Bullets x 99
  For all your slinging needs. These just roll around on the floor, go ahead and pick them up.
  
• Copper Greataxe x 1
  A remarkably not great axe, at least it's big.
  
• Endurance (scroll) x 1
  Weaklings rejoice!
  
• Expeditious Retreat (scroll) x 1
  Cowards rejoice!
  
• Mineral Amethyst x 2
  Purple.
  
• Raspberry x 7
  Will stain shirts. Also yummy.
  
• Shield Crafting Kit x 1
  Will turn any board into the pretty shield of your choice.
  
• Skinning Knife x 1
  Can be used for stabbing. Or skinning.
  
• Woodcutter's Axe x 1
  Can be used for cleaving limbs. Or wood.
  

((Pile updated.))

[Chazzler]

*Unther sees Gog once again*
"Amethysts, eh? Eh'll offer 100 per mineral o' 'em"

[Eyvind]

Gog greets Unther with a grin.

He looks at his pile, "Amfists?" He digs through his pile some, not having a clue what Amethysts are. He gives up, says "Oke," and let's Unther pick them out himself.

[Link092]

*Idoran unceremoniously comes to a halt at the "stand", and slowly arcs a brow, and his eyes pause on the scrolls*


*he clears his throat* how much do ya wan' fer them scrolls there? *points at expeditious retreat and endurance*

[Eyvind]

Gog shrugs. He never understood what people wanted with parchment and such.

"Hun'red?"

[Link092]

*he arcs a brow, then slowly shakes his head, and smiles.*

"hold on fella. stay there..."






// I'd like to finish In game.