Thah's roight, kiddies. Mineral Emerald. Richest, rarest gem on der earth, roight 'ere, ready ter be buyed.
Ah thenked private bids'd be good, bot eht's a lort tougher than jes' lettin' ye 'ave at eht on dees message boards 'ere. So...
Biddin' starts at 60,000 gold. No items'll be accepted. Jes' money. *dwarven grin* Thank ye. If thar're no othahr bids fer, say, eight hours affer yers, eht'll be yers an' grats t'ye.
Ready... Go!