This poor sucker tried ter steal meh mithral when we was mining, so I cut his head off and gave it a fine punt. Didn't damage the armor though, looked nice, and seeing how he wasn't using it no more, figured might hold onto it. I dunked it in high grade cleaner to make sure and get his deepkin stench off of it, so it's good to go! Yours for only 8,000 true... or mebbe ah 40 pack of fine Dwarf's Head Stout or Willowhiskey. Or Dark Dragon Pinscher, yeah, haven't had that in awhile. Hells, I'll take a 40 pack of any ale what not already sold in standard taverns that has a decent kick ter it! Nothin too fruity neither.
Oh yeah, and ah dun care what race ye be, cept if yer un of em scumsucking filthmucking soddin mongrel deep dwarfs!
-Kurn Blackwater
(Studded Leather Armor +3, lvl 15 requirement, no other stats so easy to wear)
