Wanted: Mithril Shortblade

[Pseudonym]

[size=-2]// Sung to Bon Jovi's 'Wanted Dead or Alive' //[/size]

It's not the same, my ability to hit will change
Everyday it seems i'm (fruitlessly) slashing away
Another foe with the tough armour i'm told
I'd hack all night with my iron and II cold

I'm a swordsman, with an iron blade Kobal made
I want a shortsword, mithril blade
I'm a swordsman
I want a shortsword, mithril blade

Sometimes it's constructs, sometimes it's outsiders
And the warriors I meet have no issues with queen spiders
Sometimes I rue the day
By the blade that never goes clink
And times when you're alone all you do is think

I'm a swordsman, with an iron blade Kobal made
I want a shortsword, mithril blade
I'm a swordsman
I want a shortsword, mithril blade

I walk these lands, a yew shortbow on my back
I avoid the crypts, 'cause I might not make it back
I been everywhere, and I'm feeling somewhat small
Every foe's got immunity and I've missed them all

I'm a swordsman, with an iron blade Kobal made
I want a shortsword, mithril blade
I'm a swordsman, I got the night on my side
I want a shortsword, mithril blade
I'd kill for a shortsword, mithril blade
I want a shortsword, mithril blade

I'm a swordsman, with an iron blade Kobal made
I want a shortsword, mithril blade
I'm a swordsman
I want a shortsword, mithril blade

I'm a swordsman, with an iron blade Kobal made
I want a shortsword, mithril blade
I'm a swordsman
I want a shortsword, mithril blade

Arkolio de'Averlain

[ystrday]

*quirks a brow at Ark's note, as she leaves an elegant note right below it*

Dear Ark, if you be looking for a mithril shortsword I have one in my possession that I am willing to sell for the right price, and save your charms for ones that it will work on. I have heard about your reputation.

*signed*

Tegan

[Pseudonym]

Lady Tegan,

I will send you a bird to discuss the little details like how many zeroes.

As to my charms and your susceptibility to such, I am tempted to reveal some information that may, if not change your mind as to my gallantry and gentlemanliness, at least show you what you are missing out on by spurning my advances.

One of the advantages of being male (apart from the horse vendor in Orc's Watch always telling us the truth and our new pair of Blue suede shoes never cutting, blistering or mangling our feet) is that the world is our toilet. Let's just say, as a result, I have been privy to your partner's little secret.

Arkolio

[mixafix]

Just someone give him one I can't take the noise any more, someone get a bard in here!!

[ystrday]

Name a time and place so we can discuss a mutual understanding over the price of the blade.

Tegan

[Harlas Ravelkione]

* Kobal comes up to the singing man with a smirk on his lips. *

Perhaps Oi auhta hammar ye a mitril sticker, lad. Fer deh sake of yer texts... *he winks*