*Poor grammar and bad writing make it obvious that this was written by a giant*
Mes is holdin Bashin contest! It be in da swamps (High Moors, first 2 areas). Wes go 1 on 1 and see who bash more lizards. Winner get goods prize. Wes match skill levels best we can. Wes need good referee, toos. Referee need be goods at math and fast, so he keep up wit bashin. Hes might want be healer, toos, so no ones die. So, if yous want cum, sees me.
Glokk Battlcry
//This contest is for all levels up to 10. Suggested levels are 7-10, but anyone 10 or below may participate. Referee job open to anyone. Competing may result in death, and Glokk is not responsible for this. Join at your own risk.\\\