*A note is fastened to the wall by a strange sticky substance, and it appears to be written in the same sticky, black goo.*
To Whom it Concerns,
I have a rather large stash of red mushrooms in my pack. I tried eating one, and all I'll say is thank the Gods I'm made of dwarven mettle. At any rate, I would like to know what these are, what I can use them for, and if I can't use them, then I'd be happy to let them go for a bit of the 'ol sparkly.
-Sardowen