Zug want wurk

[Faldred]

*A note posted to the board in sprawling, but surprisingly legible writing *

Zug big!  Zug strong!

Zug like smash things.  Zug smash tree, Zug get wood.  Zug smash big rock, Zug get little rock.  Zug smash goblin, Zug happy.

You like wood, little rock?  You no big, strong like Zug?  Zug smash thing for you.  You happy.  You give Zug munny.  Zug happy.

Zug like munny.  Munny get Zug big ax like Vorax god.  Zug like big ax.  Zug also like friend help smash rat, skeltun, goblun.

You see Zug, ask Zug smash thing for you.

[merlin34baseball]

*posts a note below Zugs*

Zug,

I am in need of copper.  I will pay 20 coins per nugget (little rock) and 40 for an ingot (big chunck of pure copper).
Please let me know if you are interested in the work.

[Faldred]

Zug like offur, but Zug find wurk in gient armee.

[merlin34baseball]

*writes on bottom of note*

Well if you have any spare time away from the Army I could always use the copper.