Maybe he can't swim. Or read, turn a profit, find a girlfriend, cast a spell, or grow a nice lawn.
asymmetrical relationships are definitely part of the Gods' social life...
"Yes, brothers and sisters, rout injustice wherever you may find it, unless it is unjust in our favor. Remember Navarre, who was taken to trial for his terrible misdeeds, stood steadfast and honest in his guilty plea, and was punished without special favor? Well that's no good, is it? Toranites should get special favor. And remember those formerly faithful who took him to trial in the Rofreinite courts we fully supported, happy to see justice done to uphold the name of Toran? Well, they aren't here anymore, are they? We kicked them out for being too just and unwilling to compromise their high standards. We can't have their kind here, making the rest of us look bad."