Author Topic: And now... for something completly different. (Read 373 times)

IDii · « **Reply #40 on:** September 14, 2005, 04:45:00 pm »

There is such a thing as too much... Hehe...

*plays with the delete thread button* Wonder if Monty Python had anything about trigger happy IDii... hehe, maybe not. Scary thought.

Wintersheart · « **Reply #41 on:** September 15, 2005, 12:40:00 am »

They did make a song about Finland )-

*runs away grinning*

Harloff · « **Reply #42 on:** September 15, 2005, 01:02:00 am »

Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more--no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Monty Python is not just funny it can also be useful. Once I was reviewing an article that was supossed to be between 2½-3 pages, but the author had written 5 pages. My only comment to that was the above quote.

Meizter · « **Reply #43 on:** September 15, 2005, 01:51:00 am »

This has to be my favourite Monty Python scene, the logic is just stunning

Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant: More witches.
Peasant: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant: ...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant: Bread.
Peasant: Apples.
Peasant: Very small rocks.
Peasant: Cider.
Peasant: Gravy.
Peasant: Cherries.
Peasant: Mud.
Peasant: Churches.
Peasant: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant: ...A witch!

NEXUS7 · « **Reply #44 on:** September 15, 2005, 02:58:00 am »

OK im English as English as you can get
Family gos back year and years....

I like Fish and chips and Puddings I have dinner at 12:00 NOT LUNCH cuz that’s for puffs
When im drunk im Pissed, and Cricket is sport I understand.

Now Monty Python was a long long time ago and in England you can go to any pub and see huddled in the darkness
small groups of Pythnorts whispering to each other the words of Saint Clese or Saint Palin.

As English men we just look on and shake our heads at such antiquated ways. For now there are new things

LIKE

League of Gentleman (Hello Dave! is Dave there?)
The fast Shows (I was very very drunk)
The Mighty Boosh (It’s called the Mirror ball suit)
And last and best
Little Brittan (Ye but no but ye but no but ye but Mandy Clarks a slag)

Saying all that

“Give us ya liver then”
“O all right”