Author Topic: And now... for something completly different. (Read 372 times)

Vyris · « **on:** July 22, 2005, 06:12:00 pm »

Alright everyone... Favorite Monty Python skit!

Mine is in the "Holy Grail" when the bard is following 'brave' Sir Robin around and actually being honest in the songs he sings

*Chuckles*

Vyris

Trip1888 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 22, 2005, 06:15:00 pm »

Hee hee!

My personal favorite is King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table consulting Brother May-Nard and the Book of Armaments.

"Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that Thou might blow thine enemies to tiny bits...in thy mercy!"

Hee!

Zhofe · « **Reply #2 on:** July 22, 2005, 06:18:00 pm »

A WITCH!!!

We've found a witch, may we burn her?

Dorganath · « **Reply #3 on:** July 22, 2005, 06:53:00 pm »

And what do we burn beside witches?

MORE WITCHES!!!!

regnus · « **Reply #4 on:** July 22, 2005, 06:55:00 pm »

Two of my favorites:

We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say Ni!

We are now the Knights Who Saaaaaaaaaay!! Ekke ekke ekke ptang zoo boing!

And who doesnt love the scene where the guy is talking about systems of government.

And the scene where Lancelot keeps charging those two guards over and over again until BAM! And he goes on a evil killing spree.

Or "Bring out yer dead!" and "I feeeeeel Happy! I feeeeel happy! Ooof!!"

And....Oh forget it. I love that whole movie and cant decide my favorite scene.

regnus · « **Reply #5 on:** July 22, 2005, 06:55:00 pm »

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Dorganath - 7/22/2005 9:53 PM

And what do we burn beside witches?

MORE WITCHES!!!!

She turned me into a newt!

A newt?

Well......it got better.

hehehe

Trip1888 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 22, 2005, 06:59:00 pm »

And winter turned to spring. And there was much rejoicing. Then spring turned to summer and summer to fall and fall to winter again. Food was scarce and they were forced to eat Sir Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing. Then winter turned to spring and spring skipped summer and fall entirely and went directly back to winter again.

Ayreon · « **Reply #7 on:** July 22, 2005, 07:03:00 pm »

I'm all over the holy hand grenade part...

"And the Lord did grin, and people did feast on lambs, and sloaths, and carp, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruitbats...""

Vyris · « **Reply #8 on:** July 22, 2005, 07:03:00 pm »

And who can forget the tower full of women vs the erhm... was it Lancelot?

"You can't take them all"

"No, really, I think I can..."

Ah... what a good movie, what about the series though?

Spam spam spam spam eggs and spam, spam and spam..

Variable · « **Reply #9 on:** July 22, 2005, 07:05:00 pm »

My favorite is the Flying Circus with the Spanish inquisition

"NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!"

orth · « **Reply #10 on:** July 22, 2005, 07:12:00 pm »

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king!

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcicial aquatic ceremony!

Be quiet!

Oh but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

SHUT UP!

Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Variable · « **Reply #11 on:** July 22, 2005, 07:14:00 pm »

Look look He's repressing me!!

Its the violence inherent in the system!!

Dorganath · « **Reply #12 on:** July 22, 2005, 07:22:00 pm »

This....is an EX-Parrot.

*tap tap tap*

HELLOOOO POLLY!!!!!

Lalaith Va'lash · « **Reply #13 on:** July 22, 2005, 07:24:00 pm »

Gah.. *covers her ears and shakes her head*
too much Monty Python!!
*runs and hides*

Variable · « **Reply #14 on:** July 22, 2005, 07:25:00 pm »

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Dorganath - 7/22/2005 8:22 PM

This....is an EX-Parrot.

*tap tap tap*

HELLOOOO POLLY!!!!!

No its not. Hes just pineing for the fjords

Vyris · « **Reply #15 on:** July 22, 2005, 07:28:00 pm »

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Lalaith Va'lash - 7/22/2005 8:24 PM Gah.. *covers her ears and shakes her head*
too much Monty Python!!
*runs and hides*

Is there such a thing?? If we could suspend the plot for one day on Layonara we could have a Monty Python quest and just all be silly. we could make holy hand grenades from Holy water and just ro around blowing the bejeexus out of rabits, weasles, badgers... and of course the swallows... european or african, you pick. Vyris

Dorganath · « **Reply #16 on:** July 22, 2005, 07:33:00 pm »

*Gets quest idea*

Variable · « **Reply #17 on:** July 22, 2005, 07:34:00 pm »

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Vyris - 7/22/2005 8:28 PM
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Lalaith Va'lash - 7/22/2005 8:24 PM Gah.. *covers her ears and shakes her head*
too much Monty Python!!
*runs and hides*
Is there such a thing??

There is definately no such thing as too much Monty Python. And i think the two swallows grasped the coconut by the husk. Oh and they were definately African.

Dorganath · « **Reply #18 on:** July 22, 2005, 08:44:00 pm »

Yeah, but African Swallows are non-migratory.

Besides, it's not a matter of where he grips it. It's a simple matter of weight ratios.

Variable · « **Reply #19 on:** July 22, 2005, 09:06:00 pm »

Stop it stop it, this has gotten entirely too silly