After Final Fantasy 9, the entire franchise is dead to me.
Evil Playstation, I'me getting a Cube!March 24, 2003 Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. Link is not Link. Link is some random kid who's about 6 years old and makes baby giggling noises when he talks. Everything is all fluffy watercolor and looks like it was produced by Disney. I am afraid I might be attacked by teletubbies...I never bought another console.
March 24, 2003 Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. Link is not Link. Link is some random kid who's about 6 years old and makes baby giggling noises when he talks. Everything is all fluffy watercolor and looks like it was produced by Disney. I am afraid I might be attacked by teletubbies...
November 14, 2000: FInal Fantasy 9. The villain is an effeminant man in a thong and a cybernetic halter top. Image:Kuja.JPG - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia *eject game**cries in corner*Evil Playstation, I'me getting a Cube!
*Steals Kuja and hides him in a basement* Mine I tell You!
*Glove slap* I challenge you to a duel! The winner gets Kuja's heart.
*Sneaks off with Kuja while the two K's are locked in a battle-to-the-death*Nyak nyak nyak...