So, me and Mikey "Burns" (cause'a his big sideburns) and Matt "the Geek" (our computer guy) along with Bobby "the knife" were sittin' in Matt's place watchin' Goodfellas, right? Right. So, movie is over and we're goin' out to the car, right? Right.
So's I is walkin' towards Matt the Geek's car, and what does I do? I slip on a sheet of fricking ice, baddaboom!
So I'm layin there, looking up at the pretty blue sky. We laughed and we cussed like Italian's, then I went home and realizrd my arm hurt and was swelling.
An hour an' some x-rays later I find I have a fractured radial head or whatever. So's if youse sees me on Layo, I'mma be playin' with one hand. Capiece?
