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Lilswanwillow

we need more female dwarves
« on: March 17, 2006, 06:48:15 pm »
my GOSH, first time being on and interacting with dwarves, and I must say, ya'll are STARVED for women!!!

haha- once ya'll get to know me, in dwarf form, and she gets the edges smoothed out, this'll be fun.

but gosh, stop making me want to play like a elf... ya'll have NO idea how hard its going to be...
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blinds21

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    RE: we need more female dwarves
    « Reply #1 on: March 17, 2006, 06:54:33 pm »
    *stares*

    oi loikes me dwarf lasses...purty beards...mmm...hmmm...

    Olric agrees completely!
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    Lilswanwillow

    Re: we need more female dwarves
    « Reply #2 on: March 17, 2006, 06:55:24 pm »
    too bad I shave... HAHAHAHAHA
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    ThrainSil

    Re: we need more female dwarves
    « Reply #3 on: March 17, 2006, 07:42:28 pm »
    dwarf lasses are scarce but the dunna have beards. At least me mum did not.  Stocky types with good hips.  I only seen me own kind at the Ulgrids as far as female dwarfs go.
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    freemen2

    Re: we need more female dwarves
    « Reply #4 on: March 18, 2006, 02:37:24 am »
    Nay beards?!? W'at ye be meanen nay beards!!!...nex' ting ya goien be tellen me be dat ye nay be able te joogle ale kegs wit e nice roast mutton 'n yer head...Ae be neaden e keg 'r 3 *sighs and walks away depressed*
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    Force_of_Will_

    Re: we need more female dwarves
    « Reply #5 on: March 18, 2006, 04:18:44 am »
    Dwarves dont have no women.They make their sons out of rocks and metal.
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    Lilswanwillow

    Re: we need more female dwarves
    « Reply #6 on: March 18, 2006, 05:16:43 am »
    nah, she'll make ye balance a keg o ale and a big ole mutton to HER, darnit... and you better appreciate her for asking YOU to do it for her.
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    Icurus

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    Re: we need more female dwarves
    « Reply #7 on: March 23, 2006, 01:02:44 am »
    Dwarven lasses ain't no beards only ta be properly recognized by da lesser races. Ain't dar fault fer da lesser races poor eye sight. Obviously, dey lessers ain't seen dar bosoms, nor dar feminine stature, nor clothen, or dey odder races be all jus daft an lackbrained.

    Oie, dis beard shaven, fer our lasses, is becomen a trend. Oi missen a good beard ta be tuggen on.

    Why us not be maken dar dainty elves an odder races shave dar women hairy scalps all smooth, an be leaven ours lasses alone?

    Grympint Bloodbeard.
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    blinds21

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      RE: we need more female dwarves
      « Reply #8 on: March 23, 2006, 05:09:01 am »
      //uh...what he said... :(
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      lonnarin

      Re: we need more female dwarves
      « Reply #9 on: March 23, 2006, 05:25:45 am »
      Dwarven Baby Weaning Process
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      start the little tyke off nursing for the 1st couple of months

      When the teeth start to come in, now it's time to try and get wee-dwarf on some solid meat.  Most bearded mums pour hard liquor on themselves while nursing to give the little tyke a taste for the sauce.  Once the baby gets hooked and refuses to suckle unless liquor is present, then the substitution is made.  Soak a 4 lb beef roast in gin overnight and give it to the dwarven child during feeding.  After attempting unsuccessfully to nurse on it, the teething young dwarf will begin to nibble at the meat, learning the world of solid foods for the 1st time.

      Works like a charm... ;)
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