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lonnarin

Musings: add to them as ye are inspired
« on: February 19, 2005, 08:31:00 PM »
Cheese goes incredibly well with beer, for that which beer makes liquid, cheese keeps solid.  It's a drunked zen balance!
 

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RE: Musings: add to them as ye are inspired
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2005, 08:52:00 AM »
I'm not a beer drinker, I'm a liquid grain consumer.

What's a sprite?
Computer Geek: A graphic
Average Joe: You stupid geek! It's a drink! A drink!

You know how they always say "Birds are a hazard to Aircraft?"  ... I always thought it was the other way around...

We need Black Jell-o

They should make handi-capped ramps a bit steeper...and put a few curves in them...

Why don't we say 'foodstuffs' anymore?

When you think about it, 12:15pm is really 11:75am...

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little...

A crazy person doesn't lose their mind, it just becomes something more interesting...
 

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RE: Musings: add to them as ye are inspired
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2005, 07:37:00 AM »
A British Comedian 'Peter Kay' made these interesting observations:

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
You're never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
You never ever run out of salt.
Old ladies can eat more than you think.
You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
Bricks are horrible to carry.
In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

All of them so very true
 

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    RE: Musings: add to them as ye are inspired
    « Reply #3 on: February 25, 2005, 04:05:00 AM »
    Some of the best things I have seen NWN characters get attacked (and/or killed) with:
    Umbrellas (evil rogue character dresses up as a lady, defends her honor with her umbrella, getting sneak attack damage)
    Dead Babies (used effectively as a club... again, sneak attack damage was applied, making it the most dangerous dead baby ever)
    A book (my wizard on another server got caught during his studies and promptly died after managing to do about 5 points of damage with his spellbook)
    A violin bow (bard/rogue would be deadly with this item)

    Wishlist:
    A ladies' fan (think Japanese war fan with razors in the end)
    A ladies' handbag (throw some ball bearings in the bottom, you got a sap.. haven't seen one in the toolset yet, but i just know someone will make one that is equippable in the weapon hand)
     

    lonnarin

    RE: Musings: add to them as ye are inspired
    « Reply #4 on: March 16, 2005, 03:58:00 AM »
    If Achilles had only opted to get a heel amputation, he'd have been truly INVINCIBLE!
     

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    RE: Musings: add to them as ye are inspired
    « Reply #5 on: March 16, 2005, 09:31:00 AM »
    ** WARNING ** For those that have not seen the movie SIGNS, do not read.

    Although I thought it was a good movie....

    Why would a highly sophisticated alien race with faster than light technology invade earth with naked infantry that die when exposed to water?  From space they would have noticed that like two-thirds of our planet was covered with the stuff!  (Let alone attacking Rio De Janiro - where it rains every 15 minutes during some seasons).

    Loved the movie, this aspect just ruined the "threat" the aliens posed.

    Just my thoughts.
     

     

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