Author Topic: Most stupdest moment ever (Read 1196 times)

lunchboxkilla · « **on:** April 23, 2005, 09:54:00 PM »

Yeah I work on a farm with trees and such... Any ways loading a truck i had to move 250 yews.. Every time I picked up a pallet full of them... I kept thinking "where is my Axe and I hope a GM isn't watching me to suddenly spwan a balor or some thing while i am busy"

I swear to Lucinda this is true!

Leanthar · « **Reply #1 on:** April 23, 2005, 10:17:00 PM »

FlameStrike · « **Reply #2 on:** April 24, 2005, 09:40:00 AM »

Too funny... LOL toooo funny!

IDii · « **Reply #3 on:** April 24, 2005, 10:07:00 AM »

Scary.

lunchboxkilla · « **Reply #4 on:** April 24, 2005, 11:39:00 AM »

Please share us your moments of real that have some strangfe tie in with Layonara heheh

trillex · « **Reply #5 on:** April 24, 2005, 11:46:00 AM »

Always wondered if some goblins would spawn for me if I went out on a field.

lonnarin · « **Reply #6 on:** April 24, 2005, 12:44:00 PM »

Heh, I was working in the warehouse thursday and had to stack like 600lbs of oak and mahogany mantles and wall edging. All that went though my mind was... Sweet! I can hit anything with +2/30 DR with this!

OneST8 · « **Reply #7 on:** April 24, 2005, 12:56:00 PM »

Every time I open up a new programming reference manual I can't help but think to myself... "mmm what spells will I learn from this tome". Yes I feel that there is little difference between programming and spellcasting. There's a reason why coders say things like "the code will automagically do that for you" when describing the inherent behaviour of a feature that does the right thing at the right time without the user having to do anything special.

Ozy_Llewellyn · « **Reply #8 on:** April 24, 2005, 01:03:00 PM »

I'v had some moments when my mind was on other things and it started to get fuzzy. I think the best (as in the most inane) was probably this morning, I had just opened up my accounting book and with a clear head started reading thru it.

You know how you lable things a certain number of dolars right? I had "gp" after evry number. Even worse I have managed to mingle the money ozy donaited to the Ancient Library into my account records. I was wondering why I was short over 300,000 Dolars in my ledger when my bank indicated I wasn't in debt at all.

I'v also done the "onest8" thing alot with any number of manuals not to mention programing things... The next runner up is when my wife wispered in my ear "My bard" I said "Yesums." and nodded my head like an idiot..

trillex · « **Reply #9 on:** April 24, 2005, 01:17:00 PM »

Last thing sounds like something Nico would have said.

steverimmer · « **Reply #10 on:** April 24, 2005, 01:51:00 PM »

Heh I've posted this before but it still makes me blush when I think of it. Just finished a long long quest with Bilviki (first incarnation) and it was about 4am in the morning, my wife gets up and goes to the bathroom and on the way back asks me something I don't quite hear (probably are you coming to bed now) and out of the blue I say to her..."Bil not know, Bil is stupid goblin yes he is."
heh Its almost happened a couple of times at work too when I've been busy and not concentrating on what's being said to me. Fortunately I've always managed to catch myself, well upto now anyway

lunchboxkilla · « **Reply #11 on:** April 24, 2005, 02:24:00 PM »

This is an old one that was posed a long time ago..

I was sitting at denny's one late night... having a bottemless cup of coffie can aid my already shattered mind...

I was sitting infront of the juice macines and war staring right at the cranberry juice... All the sudden while my PNP AD&D buddies were talking about some quest tey found in an old Magazine I blurted out "I wonder how many bottle of that cranberry jucie i can get.." and they lookd at me for a long time so i spoke up and said.."I need that stuff to make essences out of for my sword of the dragonslayer..not to mention that Crazy bard Ozy is looking for some so he also can make the swords and sell them to build a libary" aster 10 minutes of total slince between me, my friends and the now awed waiter... some one asked me what the heck is wrong with me and i blurted out "you know Ozy right? the crazy bard that walks around here muttering crazy stuff?" and that's when it hit me io wasn't in the game so i striked a pose and ran off to my car,

Doc-Holiday · « **Reply #12 on:** May 01, 2005, 05:14:00 PM »

Oh man... take a break.. really... when reality shatters like that.. you need time to glue it back together properly. Worst I ever did was wonder if the grocery store had spotted mushrooms.

Vyris · « **Reply #13 on:** May 01, 2005, 06:11:00 PM »

My wife woke me up this morning, she had to come shake me several times before I actually became coherent, when I could finally comprehend what she was asking me she was very frustrated and asked "Why are you so hard to get out of bed this morning!?" I replied "I keep failing my saving throw vs. sleep"

Vyris

Talan Va'lash · « **Reply #14 on:** May 01, 2005, 07:06:00 PM »

well, at least you didnt fail your Will Save vs. Getting up and Going to Work

lunchboxkilla · « **Reply #15 on:** May 02, 2005, 01:54:00 PM »

To Doc they do sell them you need a high spot check to find them

LoganGrimnar · « **Reply #16 on:** May 02, 2005, 02:01:00 PM »

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Talan Va'lash - 5/1/2005 7:06 PM

well, at least you didnt fail your Will Save vs. Getting up and Going to Work

lol

Jeff_K · « **Reply #17 on:** August 02, 2005, 10:17:00 PM »

I'm not sure if anyone cares about dredging up old topics, but I guess I'll find out.

I was standing in line at a store, and no one had moved for a while. So I began to wonder if the "lag" had made it look like everyone was still there, but they were actually all gone and I looked like an idiot. It took longer to catch myself than I care to admit...

Andrios · « **Reply #18 on:** August 02, 2005, 10:31:00 PM »

This is not quite the same, but at work when I e-mail my Co-workers I always have to refrain from adding emotes such as *smiles* or *tips imaginary hat* etc.

twidget658 · « **Reply #19 on:** August 02, 2005, 11:19:00 PM »

*Laughs* I have sent some emails out like that. *Nods* I sometimes get a good response back and they even join in at times. *grins from under hood*