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Pankoki

Emergency Economy Report (PH)
« on: June 11, 2005, 03:37:00 PM »
[SIZE=18]Due to the constant undercutting and the increasing criminal activity in the city of Port Hampshire and the Port Area, the Temple of Deliar sadly announces an increase in both property and business taxes in the near future. [/SIZE]
  [SIZE=18]If the conditions do not improve in the following six months many of the local business venues will have to be closed and sold to the current guild houses and the flow and control of the goods in the city will no longer be administered by a democratic authority.[/SIZE]
  [SIZE=18]Citizens of the Port are encouraged to report any criminal activity witnessed that may affect any of the commerce in the region as any step taken towards reducing liability costs will greatly encourage the economy in the area.[/SIZE]
  [SIZE=18]May your trades be blessed by The Protector and Provider[/SIZE]
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  [SIZE=18]                                                 - Froigrin Pincher, Healer and Co-Admnistrator, Temple of Deliar.[/SIZE]
 

lonnarin

RE: Emergency Economy Report (PH)
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2005, 02:22:00 PM »
*strokes his beard and considers reporting all of his biggest bidness rivals anonymously or via proxy and chuckles*

"Gittin paid ter report da competition eh?  A Gloin in da stocks worth least fiddy bars ah plat all round, ahm projectin!  Mebbe make em Tath an Onion boy sharin a cell till dey both turn gray!  HAR HAR!"

*waddles off to drink and plot the new non-democratic regime, making a list of local establishments in "need" of foreclosure for tax nonpayment*
 

 

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