Oooh, can Turor become a god? Oooh ooh ooh... How 'bout... TWO gods! Him AND his faithful sidekick, Bessie, Goddess of Pack Oxen. And Turor could be the god of Grouchiness.
I have an awesome CDQ lined up and everything, please L? Pleeaaase?
CDQ:
Turor gathers a mob of dark elves, elves, druids, orcs, giants, and the ilk to the platform in Hlint.
And says two words: "Pike Off."
Bess moos in agreement again.
Dorand goes "Wow, that one was a genius, let's give him god-dom."
Vorax: "Yea, sure. His domains can be Grouchiness and Disgusting."
Dorand: "Most excellent."
Vorax: "How about the cow?"
Dorand: "Hmm, yes... the stalwart ox that can never die. We shall make her a goddess too."
Years later, a blinding light would be seen, a mighty dwarven warrior in the most beautiful shining plate imaginable, with a great white beard reaching his knees, swinging a warhammer about over his head, smashing down dragons, while riding atop of a great cow, horns of gold and diamonds for eyes. Oh, and don't forget the fire breath.
So how 'bout it...?
Wh-What? Where'd everybody go?
No, don't throw tomatoes at me! Aaargh!
