A Cleric walks into a bar...stop me if you heard this one

[darkwulf365]

Daren walks into the Wild Surge, sometime close to sundown.  The patrons don't look to be *too* deep into their cups as of yet, this suits him just fine.  He looks around the room slowly, and clears his throat.

"Oy...listen up 'ere a second..." he says in a loud voice.  His face turns a little red as the heads snap around and the eyes lock in on him.  He clears his throat again, but continues on quickly

"I been 'untin Bodaks quite a bit lately...ifn' any o' ye know s'meb'dy that be needin Bodak teeth, tell 'em ta see eith'r me er Jil."

His embarassment seems to increase a bit, as his face flushes a little more

"Thankee all...I be seein' ye 'round." This last comes out very rapidly, and he quickly steps out of the inn, and into the darkening night.

[Turnsy]

A Cleric walks into a bar...

HEHEHE You think he might have ducked.

//Yes... I know its bad but I couldn't help it

[LoganGrimnar]

*walks into the in and is greeted by Dorina* //or whatever her name is//

D: MITH!!!!
Mith: *nods* hello to you again
D: how have you been Mith, oh wait there was a man here with bodak teeth, i thank he was looking to sale.
Mith: oh?
D: Where you not gathering these teeth?
Mith: yes yes i was, who was the man?
D: Daren, he is a cleric, sould i give him a message?
Mith: hum... yes here let me write out a letter for you to give to him.
D: *nods*
                *A few minites pass*
Mith: Here give this to the man when you see him next please *hands over a letter and 5 coin* the coin is for you...
D: oh thank you ever so kindly, ill give ti to him next time i see him around the inn or in hlint.
Mith: *nods* thank you, farewell for now *leaves the inn*

*the elagent writing the scroll reads*
          [big]Greetings Daren,
             I have been told you posses the teeth of the bodaks. These teeth are rather hard to come buy and id like to buy them as a gift for an aquentence. She uses them very often and helps many with her potions, i belive she would be most pleased to aquire these. If you might leave a time with Dorina that we can get togeather and discuss the price. Intell that time, farewell.[/big]
                               
                               Ista'sinta Ohtartel'selu
                                          Mith

[darkwulf365]

Doria smiles at Daren handing him a parchment.  With a puzzled look on his face he unfolds it.  He sighs, not understanding one thing written on it.  He mumbles something about paying attention to lessons and stalks out of the inn, all thoughts of dinner gone, as he walks out of town to find Jil.

[Harlas Ravelkione]

* Kobal passes on his way from the kitchen, carrying a few flasks of walnut oil. *

Lad. Iffen ye be sellin' 'em teeth, I be willin' to give ye 2,500 gold for a box of 'em. Jus' let me know iffen ye be interested. Come see me in Fort Llast, house 115.