Author Topic: Are you a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status? (Read 2937 times)

Stephen_Zuckerman · « **on:** December 02, 2005, 12:46:00 PM »

Hey, I made a meme! Only for guys, though. Not enough female Supreme Losers of Uber-Pathetic Status.

To be a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status, a guy must (be, is, is a, etc.)...

[ ] 40(+) years old.
[ ] Living with his mother.
[ ] Balding.
[ ] Overweight.
[ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.
[ ] Trekkie.
[ ] Comic Nerd.
[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[ ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).
[ ] Never been laid in his life.
[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga
--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-[ ] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.
-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
[ ] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.
[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.

[ ] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.

I'll fill it out once I get some replies...

jjkolb · « **Reply #1 on:** December 02, 2005, 12:55:00 PM »

Phew...I only had seven checkmarks. Won't say which ones though...

Acacea · « **Reply #2 on:** December 02, 2005, 01:14:00 PM »

You know, really- "Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed" has kind of a dramatic step down, you know? Like saying "If You're an Architect/ Sell Houses Out of Cards and Dominoes/ Are a Vegetable."

Red Monkey · « **Reply #3 on:** December 02, 2005, 01:18:00 PM »

Balding is beyond normal control....
Should be "Stupid enough to pay a mint for Rogaine related nonsense"
Do NOT diss the solar powered!

Stephen_Zuckerman · « **Reply #4 on:** December 02, 2005, 01:21:00 PM »

[ ] 40(+) years old. [X] Living with his mother. (Grandmother counts.) [ ] Balding. [X] Overweight. [X] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed. (Engineer. Unemployed engineer.) [X] Trekkie. (Where did I put those prosthetic ear tips...) [X] Comic Nerd. (Green Lantern could totally kick Superman's ass - just make a glob of kryptonite, Hal!) [ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.) [X] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s). (*Rules Lawyer.*) [X] Never been laid in his life. (What do you want from me, I'm sixteen!) [X] Has a porn collection. (Nine gigs and counting; thank you, GMail.) [X] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful. (Particularly good, thank you.) [X] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day. (...

Stephen_Zuckerman · « **Reply #5 on:** December 02, 2005, 01:24:00 PM »

Quote

Acacea - 12/2/2005 4:14 PM

You know, really- "Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed" has kind of a dramatic step down, you know? Like saying "If You're an Architect/ Sell Houses Out of Cards and Dominoes/ Are a Vegetable."

Think Office Space, MIB2, and My Father. xD

Filatus · « **Reply #6 on:** December 02, 2005, 01:31:00 PM »

Hey, I made a meme! Only for guys, though. Not enough female Supreme Losers of Uber-Pathetic Status.

To be a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status, a guy must (be, is, is a, etc.)...

[ ] 40(+) years old.
[ ] Living with his mother.
[ ] Balding.
[ ] Overweight.
[ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.
[ ] Trekkie.
[ ] Comic Nerd.
[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[ ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).
[ ] Never been laid in his life.
[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga
--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-[ ] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.
-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
[ ] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.
[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.

[ ] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.

I'll fill it out once I get some replies...

Yup, none of the above. Although I'm a bit biased on the balding, would "receding hairline" be reason enough to take it?

ZeroVega · « **Reply #7 on:** December 02, 2005, 03:38:00 PM »

Only two and no shame in either... no where near fourty so the mother thing isn't bad.
[ ] 40(+) years old. [X] Living with his mother. [ ] Balding. [ ] Overweight. [ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed. [ ] Trekkie. [ ] Comic Nerd. [ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.) [ ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s). [X] Never been laid in his life. [ ] Has a porn collection. [ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful. [ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day. Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards": -[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga --[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves. -[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters. -[ ] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks. -[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia. -[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia. -[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks. [ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis. [ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses. [ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman. [ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc. [ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers. [ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet. [ ] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis. [ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare. [ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch. [ ] Is working on the whole Force thing. [ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night. [ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer." [ ] Has applied for more than half of these items. [ ] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.

Doc-Holiday · « **Reply #8 on:** December 03, 2005, 08:24:00 AM »

I only got one...

not laid..

so... I'm pretty uber cool...

just as I always thought...

Zen · « **Reply #9 on:** December 03, 2005, 08:25:00 AM »

OK I do not work due to a disability from the U.S.Navy so, I will not count unemployed.

40(+) years old.

[ ] Living with his mother.

Balding. I shave but, it was my wifes request she likes bald heads
Overweight. Back to the Disability :(

[ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.
[ ] Trekkie.
[ ] Comic Nerd.
[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).
[ ] Never been laid in his life.
[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-

Comic Books; NOT Manga--As an Investment and only rare ones :o

--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves. Should I use boards and if so what type? :o
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-[ ] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.
-

Star Trek Memerobilia. Only if Numbered Sets count? :o

-[] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
[ ] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.
[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.

..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world. For being OVER THE HILL, YES ;)

Zen · « **Reply #10 on:** December 03, 2005, 08:27:00 AM »

Quote

Doc-Holiday - 12/3/2005 10:24 AM

I only got one...

not laid..

so... I'm pretty uber cool...

just as I always thought...

No Doc you have 2 'cause you think your cool

muaddib · « **Reply #11 on:** December 03, 2005, 08:40:00 PM »

[ ] 40(+) years old.
[ ] Living with his mother.
[ ] Balding.
[ ] Overweight.
[ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.
[ ] Trekkie.
[X] Comic Nerd.
[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[ ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).
[ ] Never been laid in his life.
[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-[X] Comic Books; NOT Manga
--[X] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-[ ] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.
-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[X] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[X] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers. -------------------------------------------------------------------(not anymore but once i did own a few pairs of memerobilia boxers)
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet. ----(was a sad year, but only 1 year not 20)
[X] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis. -------------------------------------(usually when drunk)
[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[X] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.------------------------- (was a sad year)

[X] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.

[ ] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.

Had more then i thought i would

4 of them are because of x-men and superman from when i was younger though i still have all the comics is storage

Zhofe · « **Reply #12 on:** December 04, 2005, 04:41:00 PM »

[ ] 40(+) years old.
[X] Living with his mother.
[ ] Balding.
[X] Overweight.
[ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.
[ ] Trekkie.
[ ] Comic Nerd.
[X] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[ ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).
[X] Never been laid in his life.
[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga
--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-[ ] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.
-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[X] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
[X] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.
[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[X] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[X] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.

[X] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.

lunchboxkilla · « **Reply #13 on:** December 05, 2005, 04:10:00 AM »

[ ] 40(+) years old.
[X ] Living with his mother. By reasons beyon my own control
[ ] Balding.
[ ] Overweight.
[ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.
[ ] Trekkie.
[ ] Comic Nerd.
[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[x ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).
[ ] Never been laid in his life.
[ x] Has a porn collection.
[ ]x ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ]x Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga
--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-[x ] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.
-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[x ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman. (middle name named after my great grand father who died spet 13 1982 3:04 am I was born march 16 1983 3:04 am)
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
[X ] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis. (so pwned n00b GG format your HD now!)
[X ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[x ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ x] Has applied for more than half of these items.

[x ] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.

cappyra · « **Reply #14 on:** December 05, 2005, 07:59:00 AM »

OK Here goes

[ ] 40(+) years old.
[ ] Living with his mother.
[ ] Balding.

Overweight. (I'm Beefy =D)
Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed. (and I love it =D)
[ ] Trekkie.
[ ] Comic Nerd.
[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).(Yes SWG and EQ. . .)
[ ] Never been laid in his life.
[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga
-
...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.(Some EARLY edition Dragon Magazines starting with Issue... 49 I think and some first run basic D&D modules... still in plastic =D)
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-
Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.(*sigh I miss the old days. Thank goodness for Layonara)
-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-
Star Wars Memerobilia.(I think it is almost impossible not to have something SW. It should have won the oscar for most money made from marketing =P)
-
Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.("Shop smart, Shop S-Mart")
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
[ ] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.
[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.

[ ] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.(My modestly would not allow me to place an X in the box =P)

miltonyorkcastle · « **Reply #15 on:** December 05, 2005, 09:33:00 AM »

[ ] 40(+) years old.
[ ] Living with his mother.
[ ] Balding.
[ ] Overweight.
[ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.
[ ] Trekkie.

Comic Nerd.

[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)

Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).

[ ] Never been laid in his life.
[ ] Has a porn collection.
[ ] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":
-

Comic Books; NOT Manga

--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-

Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.

-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-

Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.

[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.

Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.

[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.

Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.

[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.

[ ] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.

hmmmmm.... looks like I only made seven out of however many. Guess I need to work on my Supreme Loserness.

Stephen_Zuckerman · « **Reply #16 on:** December 05, 2005, 12:49:00 PM »

I'm disappointed in all of you.

;_;

miltonyorkcastle · « **Reply #17 on:** December 05, 2005, 01:01:00 PM »

what can I say? I'm a Nerd-plus.

Nerd-plus athlete, Nerd-plus thespian, Nerd-plus ..... you get the picture.

Stephen_Zuckerman · « **Reply #18 on:** December 05, 2005, 08:07:00 PM »

Grr. And here I thought I'd find dozens of other uber-nerds like me... -cry-

Which reminds me, I've got to go rewrite my calculator programs; memory purge. @.@ 252+ hours of coding... Gone.

Tedulas · « **Reply #19 on:** December 08, 2005, 10:20:00 AM »

To be a Supreme Loser of Uber-Pathetic Status, a guy must (be, is, is a, etc.)...

[ ] 40(+) years old.
[X] Living with his mother.Well, in two years time, when I'm 18 I have to move out, currently at college and then going to university - Fun times to look ahead to...
[ ] Balding.
[ ] Overweight.
[ ] Computer engineer / Video Store Clerk / Unemployed.
[ ] Trekkie.
[ ] Comic Nerd.
[ ] Jedi Master. (By this, I mean the Star Wars equivalent of a Trekkie.)
[ ] Epic-Level Anything; i.e. plays pen and paper RPGs whenever given the chance, and is completely familiar with at least all rules relevant to his character(s).
[X] Never been laid in his life. Heh, 16 Years old.
[X] Has a porn collection.Like almost every teenage boy.
[X] ...that's particularly good / frighteningly awful.
[ ] Still takes time to enjoy said collection in the middle of the day.
Owns a siginificant collection of one or more of the following, even by "nerd standards":Heh, so American to have comic books, I never see your kind over here in Merry Old England.
-[ ] Comic Books; NOT Manga
--[ ] ...and has a significant number of them in proctector sleeves AND has boards in those sleeves.
-[ ] Comic Book Memerobilia; e.g. action figures, posters, apparel, coffee mugs, non-graphic novels with comic book characters.
-[ ] Pen and Paper RPG rulebooks.
-[ ] Star Trek Memerobilia.
-[ ] Star Wars Memerobilia.
-[ ] Esoteric B-movie Sci-fi flicks.
[ ] Bathes on an irregular-at-best basis.
[ ] Is legally blind, but has coke-bottle glasses.
[ ] Has some name like Harold, or Sherman.
[ ] ...but pretends his name is Kirk, Skywalker, Mordenkainen, etc.
[ ] Wears briefs, or memerobilia-related boxers.
[ ] Has had the same hairstyle for more than twenty years, and it's slicked-back/a crew-cut/a mullet.
[ ] Uses sci-fi/fantasy or gaming puns in everyday life, on a regular basis.
[ ] Just KNOWS the aliens are coming, and has taken steps to prepare.
[ ] Can actually perform the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
[ ] Is working on the whole Force thing.
[ ] Has actually passed on a date, because his favorite sci-fi series was on that night.
[ ] Is enough of a regular at the nearest Phoenix & Dragon, Gamestop, EB, Galactic Quest, or Games Workshop (or similar comic/gaming shop) that the proprieters know him by a name-like description, if not actually his name. E.g. "the X-men guy," "that munchkin who knocked off the dragon," "our best customer."
[ ] Has applied for more than half of these items.

[ ] ..And still thinks he's the coolest thing in the world.

4 is not so bad, I guess I don't have Uber-Pathetic Status by this definition then.