Dark Sucker Theory

[Glassman]

Good question, here's a possible answer:

1.In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
 
2.And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
 
3.And God said, Let there be Dark Suckers: and there were Dark Suckers.

4.And God saw the Dark Sucker, that it was good: and God divided the Dark Sucker from the darkness.

Just look in the Bible, under genesis. Its tells you how god created the biggest Dark Sucker in our solar system.

[Doc-Holiday]

Hey! you found the paper that got my my Proffesorship in Berkly

[FlameStrike]

lonnarin - 12/9/2005  1:03 AM


2) Dark Metal- the heaviest form of music around.  Glamrock is all shiny and sparkly with high pitched helium voices and light guitar solos... dark metal is heavy heavy chords and the singer sounds like he gargles with drano... way heavy.  Don't belive me?  Compare and contrast Dimmu Borgir to Cindarella

 Now there i totally agree with you! *grins*

[Malc3k]

This theory sounds as thought out as my Tesco conspiracy, I tell you it takes some genius to think these things up.

[Marswipp]

I'm beginning to think that "dark suckers" only negate the effects of the dark...