A short and wounded halfling and a well-dressed monk rush into the Wild Surge Inn--
Almost out of breath the halfling begins shouting,"I need your attention, please, people!
Big, flying, fire-breathing, DEMON attacked us in the Broken Forest! It invaded Fort Hope!
It massacred many people! Terrible! Horrible!"
Nobody pays any attention. As the halfling catches his breath Fing walks over and collapses
at their feet and begins snoring. The halfling mutters under his breath, "Buncha drunks!"
