Discount Longbow Wanted

[SuperMunch]

Posted on The Wilde Surge's and Leilon Arm's notice board:

Io fellow travellers,

A Bard seeks a discount longbow of quality better than hickory.

If your bow is:
 ugly,
 notched,
 dirtied,
 unfashionable,
 dislikes dark,
 dislikes light,
 shoots crooked,
 isn't useful anymore,
 dislikes wet weather,
 dislikes dry weather,
 dislikes any kind of weather,
 is of the wrong color,
 is rough to the touch,
 not very agreable after a few drinks,
 or has a bowstring of a particularly unappealing material,

 I'll give it a new home.

I can trade it for a box or two of skeleton knuckles, if that's your pleasure, or gold, as most might prefer.

Please scrible a note at the end of this one or look for me in Hlint, near the temple or around town.

Freldo the Bard

[typically_annoying]

*she walk by and sees a note. she pauses and scratches her head.  she starts to read the note and giggles to herself.  she takes some paper and pen, ponders for a moment and writes*

i have an old bow that i no longer require.  i am sure we can come to an arrangement.

*she thinks for a moment, before continuing*

ohh, clay is always useful to me.

-signed-
isilme

*she giggles and adds the note below the one she just read*

[SuperMunch]

Found scribbled under Isilme's neat handwritting.

Isilme, I thank you for your offer but a kind gentleman by the name of Glenn offered to make me a new, fashionable bow out of the branches of oak I had lying around.

Thank you for your attention but if you wish to trade your unfashionable one for my more fashionable one, I'm sure we can reach an agreement.

Freldo.