*A big piece of paper with large and messy print is on the wall of the inn. Poor grammar and spelling suggest it was written by someone with low intelligence.*
Fur all dems people who want bashes utter guys, disses be times fur does it! Whetter yous is be lookin fur goods bash, goods times, ur both, comes to da bashin contest. It bes holds at Fort Valenks Ureena, and it be sumtime soons. Fights as pair ur fightses alone. Alls is be welcums!
*signed*
Glokk Battlcry
//see event on calendar if interested\\\