Okay, so my computer isn't exactly the l337b0Xx0fd00m, but it's not bad... However, after my several hours of tinkering around today, I have perhaps produced the tenth most ghetto computer that RUNS in recent history.
The whole fuss started when I decided to FINALLY install my Firewire/USB2.0 card... And I got to fiddling around with stuff, got curious about what I could perhaps steal in terms of EXTRA PORTS from the other dessicated computer husks in my room and the rest of the house...
Now I have a computer held together mostly with Blue Carpenter's Tape, with no sides, a vertical USB extension port where the lower two Removable Media (read: DVD/CD) Drives would go (if I had any), a 4-port USB hub taped to the top of the case, my router TAPED to the top of the case so it will STOP BLOODY FALLING, and... Perhaps most *fill in the blank* of all, the face is about an inch too wide, so it's taped to the front of the case, too.
Want pictures? *Grins.*
P.S. My computer's name is Thing, disc name Th1ng. It's an Addams Family... thing.

EDIT: Oh, yeah, and there's a motherboard laying on my desk, too. Anyone want a tiny stick of RAM?
