*Farros tacks up a notice*
"I demand a mahoganey stage with a pit to dive into, 2,000lbs of pyrotechnic powder, an entourage of 12 Ladies in Waiting, another 24 ready for action, 16 kegs of Dwarf Sledge Draft, a large inflatable patchwork leather floating balloon shaped like Hrothgar, 42grams of Plains Exceptional with either an ivory or crystal pipe, a platinum helm filled to the brim with cottage cheese, mithral guitar strings, a sacrificial owlbear, 3lbs of diamond dust and an orcish drummer. If my demands aren't met within the fortnight, I shall be forced to sing that song about Stumpy, the Ogre with Four Toes again. And really loudly too; complete with the extended Alto-falsetto chorus.
-Farros Galdor
P.S. one of those nifty blueberry pies with a bucket of extra-spicey chickenwings would be nice too"