aloe and comfrey for sale

[scifibarbie]

I have 3 boxes of aloe and 2 boxes of comfrey available for sale.

I am asking 2000 per box as i believe this is the going rate.

Contact Brunhilde

*short description of the dwarf follows

[Pseudonym]

Can you please add more specific detail as to what you look like? I am afraid one unattractive, androgynous, grumpy-looking, bearded midget looks very much the same as another to us tall folk.

If I can find you, I will take the aloe off your stunted person for that price.

Arkolio de'Averlain

[scifibarbie]

Be thankful im the forgiving sort and that i have way more than i need.

Remember your manners when you see me or you might get more than some weeds.

Brunhilde

*female dwarfen battle mage dressed in the colors of vorax.

[Black Raven]

will buy 2 boxes of aloe.

Drea

[Black Raven]

Make that all three aloe boxes for 7000 trues. To be paid immediately.

Drea,

Dwarf lover.

[scifibarbie]

I be lookin fer ya drea.

Or yyou will be looking for me also.

grenna

[Pseudonym]

So this is Dwarven honour?

You stated a price, I agreed, deal struck and then ... you renege?

I weep for the future of dwarvenkind - I remember the days when dwarves were men and men dreamed sweet dreams of one day growing up to be a dwarf and halflings were dimple-cheeked and not dwarflike at all and music was something you could still dance to and when beards went untrimmed despite fashion trends and dwarven lads were hard as stone and dwarven lasses harder still and magic was the root of all evil and when the stain of elven greed did not taint a dwarven soul and when honour meant more than profit and when a dwarf's word was a bond stronger than any forged steel. I weep for the future of your race with matriarchs such as you,

Good day to you. I realise this parchment cannot convey sarcasm and huffiness but that Good day to you was both sarcastic and huffy.

Arkolio de'Averlain

[scifibarbie]

and yer smart mouthed tongue is what ruined it for ye.

But if you want. I shall gather what you need in the name of dwarfen human relations. It wont take long at all.

Just mind yourself and keep a civil tongue..Or you may find the cat really does have your tongue.

Whoever see me first gets what i have on hand. The other has to wait. Sorry.