Author Topic: Limerick Contest! (Read 4408 times)

Pseudonym · « **Reply #40 on:** February 17, 2008, 08:53:27 PM »

Personalities reflected in strange avatar pics
From bespectacled samurai Shiff to the Hagar of Mix
Minerva's spacey rat
Lonn's jar-headed cat
and a red debian swirl upon OneST8's bits

OneST8 · « **Reply #41 on:** February 18, 2008, 12:36:55 AM »

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My thanks to Pseudonym for directing my eye,
From the mountains of code piled at my side.
He pointed me to the simple limerick above,
An honourable mention that fits like a glove!
While my swirl and bits are sort of an anacronym,
I do extend my thanks to Mr. Pseudonym!

I know the last bit doesn't fit so well but meh, 5 minutes is too much time spent away from code!

Pseudonym · « **Reply #42 on:** February 18, 2008, 12:55:21 AM »

He likes to play girls more than play boys
RPed very stiffly, lacking in poise
I suppose it's his chance
Playing Ami o'er Lance"
What would his mates say when twidget deploys?

[size=-2]// With editorial assistance from ycleption[/size]

Dezza · « **Reply #43 on:** February 18, 2008, 01:30:28 AM »

He wears pink shirts and thinks thanks will appease
Creating his quests intending to tease
He admires his wit, his poise and his grace
his rival in Dorg, a legendary race
his catchcry is ever 'More thanks if you please!'

ShiffDrgnhrt · « **Reply #44 on:** February 18, 2008, 11:46:50 AM »

The Paladin Known as Clarissa
is said to have had quite the kisser
you better look fast,
cause if she runs past
You are surely quite likely to miss her

Pseudonym · « **Reply #45 on:** February 19, 2008, 06:49:19 PM »

Leanthar's famed secret identity
Knowledge of it to bring serenity
Is it merely a myth?
he torments us with?
Frustrated guesses end in obscenity

Pseudonym · « **Reply #46 on:** February 21, 2008, 06:27:21 PM »

Polak76 says, Enough Layo, I quit!
(In much the same manner as EightBit)
But addicted he is to the Corath forum
Evil plots are borderline decorum
Polak, enough with your resignation shenanigans

Pseudonym · « **Reply #47 on:** March 01, 2009, 07:24:38 PM »

Quiet as Krandor crypts is this thread,
Jokes and 'If' questions rule instead,
A challenge goes out,
to end the limerick drought,
Anapaest-priest raise it from the dead!!

ycleption · « **Reply #48 on:** March 01, 2009, 08:00:18 PM »

Upon this day, a challenge is made,
The gauntlet is thrown, the foundation laid,
The words of one Pseud,
Shall soon become rued,
And he'll beg for Calliope's aid.

darkstorme · « **Reply #49 on:** March 01, 2009, 09:21:32 PM »

Since when are the Krandor crypts quiet?
The undead there are inclined to riot.
Everytime that I try
To go in there, I die
So I'm sorry, Pseud - I just don't buy it.

And Ycleption, so quick with a rhyme
One wonders where you find the time?
But then, legislation
Will become your vocation;
Pseud's meter is truly a crime.

Pseudonym · « **Reply #50 on:** March 01, 2009, 10:36:57 PM »

An edit 27 minutes later,
A meter error yourself post creator?
I may be a criminal
But my errors were minimal,
darkstorme ... really, don't be a hater.

ycleption · « **Reply #51 on:** March 01, 2009, 11:05:32 PM »

There was a young elf Emie Meadows,
Who complained of sore throbbing head woes.
When asked by Ami,
What the cause of it be,
Said Emie, Stupid men! (that's her credo).

darkstorme · « **Reply #52 on:** March 01, 2009, 11:09:11 PM »

'Twas merely some slipped punctuation
Which I blame on a lack of libation
For with caesar in hand
Of you, Pseud, I'll demand:
Count your syllables during creation!

Now to set this thread back on its course -
Time to get right back onto the horse! -
Read the rules - 'member them?
No more ad hominem -
Back to Layo, or I will use force!

Link092 · « **Reply #53 on:** March 01, 2009, 11:12:42 PM »

This is what I feared
I'm surrounded by the weird
you all post with fervor
on this dedicated server
which is the utmost revered

// I'm just bugging you all. :p

ycleption · « **Reply #54 on:** March 01, 2009, 11:13:56 PM »

Dark: You see I have but one weakness,
Which I do confess with all meekness,
See, I procrastinate,
And things get done late,
When I see meter (like pseud's) lacking sleekness.

Script Wrecked · « **Reply #55 on:** March 01, 2009, 11:47:01 PM »

When I read this thread, I were aghast
It seemed another whole year had past
Since I thought I would post
Something rhyming with toast
But meant, rather, a ghoul, not a ghast

Link092 · « **Reply #56 on:** March 01, 2009, 11:57:01 PM »

Script Wrecked: You speak nonsense
we have biological warfare defense
Your ghouls are fools
just petty tools
who commit regulatory offense

Pseudonym · « **Reply #57 on:** March 02, 2009, 02:03:17 AM »

I'll admit my limericks to be scrubby,
Quite inferior to Carillon's hubby,
Great meter I'll concede,
Limerick champion indeed,
Doesn't change the fact he was quite tubby.

Nehetsrev · « **Reply #58 on:** March 02, 2009, 07:55:10 AM »

Stop and listen to my preaching,
'Cause I think you all are reaching.
You should make the most,
Of every post,
And stop your mindless screeching!

ShiffDrgnhrt · « **Reply #59 on:** March 02, 2009, 08:10:17 AM »

There once was a fighter named Shiff
who ran off in one mighty tiff,
He went dungeon-diving
though barely surviving,
he came back... no wait! He's all stiff!