THud's Journal

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*If you could call it that. It appears to be a book with the back cover ripped off and the front one partial ripped off. The pages are tattered and torn. And they writing is barely readable*

THud go's to des biggin town. Dey town name Port Hemp. THud like town, town no like THud. Der tings dat no let THud be in dey town. Perdy Lady say dat THud can no be in dey town. Perdy Lady wer white roob. THud sad town no like THud. THud no mad at dey Perdy Lady THud like her.

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In dey town THud meet des bad man. He ask THud if THud want shinies. THud like shinies, so THud say yea. Man tell THud to smash lady's head. THud no do dat THud no gud resun to. Man say den want shinies oder way. THud say yea. Man take Thud to fight half-orc called Mukuman. Dey man want fight to die. THud no do dat THud wreastle dey orc. Den man say sumting THud no like cuz man mad to fight to die. Den man jist give THud 100 shinies and leave THud. THud take shinies and leave. Lader THud see Muhkuman agin THud and Muhkuman try kill kolbolds. THud and Muhkuman smash kolbolds gud.

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THud now go to des town Vehl. THud no like town much. Der be des place of dey dead. Lots of walkie bones. THud smash dem. THud no like dem dey bad tings so THud smash and THud smash and THud smash. Till THud to sleepy to smash. Den THud sleep and smash dem agins. THud use big ax he buy wit shinies to get big ax. THud like big ax, THud gud wit big ax THud keep use big ax to smash tings.

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THud go walkie. THud find dey lady Lee THud like Lee. Lee and THud talk. Lee ask wut THud do. THud was jist pickin tings. Lee say she buy mushrums. THud now go look fer mushrums to sell to Lee.

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THud just walk by dey town of Hemp and dey people gots mad. THud no do bad. THud no know why dey no like THud. Dey mad at THud and THud no do bad. Dey only un dat like THud was tiny man. THud not norm like tiny people but des un stick up fer THud. THud now like des tiny man. THud wonder if all tiny people gud?

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THud met dis odd tiny persun. Is name be Snimdrod. THud no know wut Snimdrod say. He no talk like THud. THud try help tiny snimdrod. THud no he no let it town, but THud sneak in. Dat make THud sad dat THud do bad. THud get bad feelin in THud stumak. It go way cuz THud help snimdrod and dis oder lady help rat lady. THud help dem to help her dat make THud feel gud. THud do gud. THud den leave after THud help dem and rat lady.