Author Topic: Legend Of Zelda - The Movie (Read 1381 times)

ShiffDrgnhrt · « **on:** April 24, 2008, 03:43:07 PM »

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The Legend of Zelda

lonnarin · « **Reply #1 on:** April 24, 2008, 04:36:43 PM »

sweeet! I wonder if they'll have that scene where Link sets the old man's door on fire and has to pay 50 rupies. If the scriptwriter seriously sneaks in "Hey you... Pay me for the door!" in the movie, it'll all be worth it.

Oh yeah, and there has to be at least a 20 minute scene of link running around town randomly assaulting chickens. I seriously spent HOURS tormenting those poor little things, throwing them off cliffs, hitting them with clay pots and losing myself in the massive chicken swarm of vengeance battle that ensued.

ShiffDrgnhrt · « **Reply #2 on:** April 24, 2008, 04:38:30 PM »

Which Zelda is that from?

lonnarin · « **Reply #3 on:** April 24, 2008, 04:41:01 PM »

the very first one! It's the hidden passage along the coast that you have to reach by setting a tree on fire with the lamp. Right where zora keeps shooting energy balls at you and those red and blue octorocks. More than 20 years later I still have most of the map stuck in my head!

If you're ever lost in the woods, go north, west, south, then west. That should take you.... west... lol

LightlyFrosted · « **Reply #4 on:** April 24, 2008, 04:55:43 PM »

I hate to call hoax, but this was an april fools gag perpetuated some months back.

Edit - WEEKS. WEEKS back. My bad. Feels longer.

ShiffDrgnhrt · « **Reply #5 on:** April 24, 2008, 04:55:52 PM »

If I ever need help with the Zelda games, I know who to call

Stephen_Zuckerman · « **Reply #6 on:** April 24, 2008, 05:48:57 PM »

Honestly, with Link being right-handed, I'm glad it was a hoax, too.

ShiffDrgnhrt · « **Reply #7 on:** April 24, 2008, 05:56:57 PM »

Link should be right handed :p Left Handedness is evil

Stephen_Zuckerman · « **Reply #8 on:** April 24, 2008, 06:05:54 PM »

*Gauche-slaps him with an Unholy Smite.*

ShiffDrgnhrt · « **Reply #9 on:** April 24, 2008, 06:24:25 PM »

*Raises his Divine Shield, and Stephen's attack just bounces off* Be gone, hell spawn. You have no power here

Marswipp · « **Reply #10 on:** April 24, 2008, 06:40:28 PM »

*slings a marble at Shiff*

ShiffDrgnhrt · « **Reply #11 on:** April 24, 2008, 06:42:32 PM »

*it bounces off his shield and hits Stephen square in the nose*

Stephen_Zuckerman · « **Reply #12 on:** April 24, 2008, 07:00:50 PM »

With the power of Destruction I conclude your existence! *Tosses the spell packet at Shiff.*

ShiffDrgnhrt · « **Reply #13 on:** April 24, 2008, 07:03:26 PM »

*just looks at it as it fizzles and puffs harmless smoke* Come on... you can do better...

Stephen_Zuckerman · « **Reply #14 on:** April 24, 2008, 08:38:01 PM »

... That's High Sorcery, sir! *Pouts.* Maynard.

ShiffDrgnhrt · « **Reply #15 on:** April 24, 2008, 08:41:04 PM »

*winks fingering his Shiney Amulet of High Sorcery Messing Up-ery +e*

(e meaning the mathematical value used in exponential equations)

Stephen_Zuckerman · « **Reply #16 on:** April 24, 2008, 09:42:00 PM »

Eseehc! Eseehc! Eseehc!

Nehetsrev · « **Reply #17 on:** April 24, 2008, 10:28:08 PM »

Left-handedness isn't evil. It's right-handers who perpetuate such hate-based lies that're evil.

The real reason that lie was ever started of course was because right-handers just weren't clever enough to figure out how to properly fight someone who wielded a sword left-handed, so they became jealous of the left-handers winning all the duels.

Also, thanks to modern science, we know that left-handers are the only ones in their 'right-mind'... (hehehehe, love that pun.) Hence why left-handers tend to be more creative than right-handers.

Now if only I could justify this un-dying urge to blow up worlds...

ShiffDrgnhrt · « **Reply #18 on:** April 24, 2008, 10:40:13 PM »

Actually, the lie is a Christian belief "ancient" belief that those who use their left hands are evil based on the Idea of Jesus being the Right Hand of God, so his opposite (the Anti-Christ) would be the Left hand

Or at least I think thats how it goes...

Stephen_Zuckerman · « **Reply #19 on:** April 24, 2008, 10:53:46 PM »

I always thought it dated back to when folks wiped their bums with their left hands, and ate with their right.

Thus the shaking of the right hand, the raising of the right hand... You get the idea.

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