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lonnarin

Auction: Ring of Endurance II
« on: September 23, 2008, 01:02:15 PM »
Made a few new rings with me last batch of diamonds, and in redecorating the home fer the younguns, I come to the conclusion that furniture is expensive.  So I'm putting some of me latest wares up for auction.  The lense retail price is just under 12,000, so I figure I'll start the bidding at 50% for a good intro price to whet yer whistles and we'll go from there.  Auction shall end in little under three days from now.  (12pm EST 09/26/08 ).

Ring of Endurance II, +2 Constitution, Lvl Requirement 12

This fine ring has had its gemstone mined from the Rift by yours truly and enchanted by the careful hands of Timulty Keel to bestow a magical aura of health and fortitude.  Its gold smelted via only the finest in Dorandite Dwarven craftsmanship.  Be ye a 98 lb weakling gitting sand kicked in yer eyes at the beach?  Well, this ring wont make ye stronger, but at least ye can now fit more sand in yer eye before crying like a wee lass and passing out from the pain!  Great also fer drinking contests, mountain diving and competative eating.  If ye make it a practice to wear this ring just before bedtime and through till morning, it will also help heal yer scabs a bit and resist those diseases festering in yer guts.  Wee Willy Catpaw swears by their effectiveness, why just the other day I accidentally dropped a bookshelf on him and iffn it weren't fer the ring, there's be naught but ah green greasy splotch on the floor.  Buy yers today, and maybe, just maybe, ye might survive the Bodak!

Bidding Begins at 6000 true.
 

lonnarin

Re: Auction: Ring of Endurance II
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2008, 03:27:22 PM »
Auction is close due ter lack of interest!

Ye know what that means... Tha Dwarf just got FATTER!  HAR HAR!

Hmmm, should make ah drinkin contest soon ter showcase this un!
 

 

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