Praise for the Silverguard

[Pseudonym]

*In taverns throughout the Port of Hempstead steins are lifted to toast the ever efficient Silverguard who protect the fair city and it's inhabitants. Just today saw yet another example of the diligent protection of the populace from near certain crimes-to-be when a squad of stout guards forcibly removed a cross-blooded giantkin from the docks district. Though no weapons were drawn in it's evulsion, more than one guard was seen sporting bruises afterwards as the giant ne'er-do-well refused to leave without "Me Wife"*

[Pseudonym]

*Leringard, Jewel of the North, was today the scene of another militia-to-wifeseeker fracas. A 'man', earnestly described by one eyewitness as "t'e biggest an' meanest lookin' man I ever did see!" is reported to have wandered the dock districts calling for "Jail-Wife".

The biggest and meanest man (one peasant ever did see) was eventually forcibly run out of town. Civil authorities wish to thank the Temple of Mist for their assistance in post-forcible removal clerical services.*