Ah huv a client who is in desperate need for items which maist people wid no want.
Mah client needs items that wid make ye less clever, less smart, mair dumb, make ye fall over mair often, trip mair, an' so oan.
Ah know it sounds daft, but sensible offers invitited for any items that wid dae the above. Note though, items that huv a positive an' a negative effect wid be less useful, so may attract a lower price.
~~ Maw Baker
