*a madman in Dalanthar screams to the merchants and shoppers gathered*
"The end is near! The End is Near! The Skull of the Lich has awoken, shop now or forever die bargainless! Quickly now, splurge like you've never splurged before! Top of the shelf, the finest wines! You can't take it with you, and you can't drink when your dead! Ahahahaaaaaa... Bloody DOOMSALE!!!"
*he tips his feathered hat to the people, looking at them with beedy red-glowing eyes beneath a horned executioner's mask and dusts off his tuxedo*
"Ahem... well then don't mind me. The whole doom and gloom in the air, brings out the monster in me... hee hee! Hoo Hoo! AHAH HAAH!"
*with maniacal laughter he vanishes, leaving many panicked, confused or just simply flabbergasted. Where he once stood sits a bottle of Xeenite Wine, ripe for the taking.*