need 10 emeralds

[Nom]

awight awll
                so the fing is oi need 10 emeralds an oi only got 200 fahsand trues . So if ya can do me a favour then get intouch wif "The Wee Man" care of

Lor prison
Lor

[Nom]

so oi bleedin knows yar awll sittin on a pile a green ones waitin for some silly buggar ta offer 50 fousand a pop...well understand folks in the know ....know that theres a glut in the market an 200 fousand k fer 10 is a decent offer...the information in the prison is first class!! so get in touch

yours cordialy
Wee Man
C/O Lor Prison
Lor

[darkstorme]

*A cowled figure reads the notice.   His shoulders start to quiver under his cloak.  His whole body begins to shake.  Passers-by view the shaking figure with some concern, until, barely standing...*

Bwaa-haa-haa-haa-haa*gasp*haa-haa-ho-haa-hee....

*A gloved hand lifts to the hidden face, presumably to wipe tears of laughter from its eyes, and, staggering slightly from the force of the laughter and still chuckling, the figure ducks into the shadow of a building's eaves and vanishes*

[Pseudonym]

*A note is sent to Lor prison*

[Hellblazer]

Dear hmm person.. Considering the danger there is to get the emeralds. Fifty thousand a piece is really a very good price. I would suggest you refrain from belittling people, else they wont even sell you one at that price.

Fehriel Cailomel
*A wolf print is drawn under his name*

[Nom]

Dear Wolfie
oi me old mucca if I wanted your opinion oi would ave asked for it when you were gloatin at my predicament in the jail
yours cordially
Wee Man
*signed in a thumbprint which looks like porridge*

[mixafix]

*a letter is delivered to jail*
 
 I had a whip round at the Scamp for your bail. As I only got the price of an ale I drank it. Seems you have more money than sense anyway - offering that kind of true for such a paltry sum of gems, where is your sense Elf.
 
 See you on the bright side one day.
 
 the Guvnur.

[Hellblazer]

Well we did warn you and you chose not to listen. So you got what your own actions gave you. I have to say there was a sense of.. comfort to know that there is some justice that is applied in this world. At least be thankful they didn't hang you til your feet stopped moving.

In any case, any one that knows what someone has to go through to get those, will not sell them for merely the price of a diamond ring.

Fehriel Cailomel
*A wolf print is drawn under his name*

*Sent back to the prison*

[Nom]

Dear Wolfie
             Fanks for your concern....if you would like to buy my 8 emeralds at the price you sugest that would be a deal. 450 fousand the lot, cant say fairer than that....oi mean oi aint one ta hold a grudge...know wot oi mean.
yours cordially
Wee Man

[Hellblazer]

Good try. Maybe you can suggest paying two hundred thousand for the ten but provide some gathering services to complete what you are lacking in gold. They might go for that, they might not. I do not see why I should be paying for your good, when there is many more people I can help with that kind of money.

Think a bit more, I am sure you will find a solution.

Fehriel Cailomel
*A wolf print is drawn under his name*

*Sent to the prison of Lor*

[Xaltotun]

*Sent to Wee Man, c/o the Prison of Lor, Lor.*
 
 Ah, Wee Man, ye finally goat caught then. Telt ye tae keep yer big gob shut, so wis bound tae happen sum time. Well, ra gang'll be waitin' fur ye when ye gets oot, like, an' we kin go tell tales.
 
 Guid luck wi' ra gems. Bunch o' geisers ye ask me, chargin' a giant's ransom fur them. They'll smile oan ra ither side when they canni get rid o' them.
 
 Anyways gotta go - oh, furgoat tae tell ye, wi' hud a whip roon' fur yer, but we hud a knees up an' goat blootered oan ra way tae pay ra ransom, an' sorta drank it a'.
 
 Never mind, keep yer chin up.
 
 *A spludge of Tower Malt and some pork fat has obliterated the signature.*

[Nom]

fanks me old duch. Goad bless ya...Yer right oi awt ta shut me mouf more but oi cant bleedin elp it....an awll oi was tryin ta do was elp!! would you believe it...bleedin sause
awight
Wee Man

[Nom]

So oi was roight awll along ah got me load of green ones at the right price...know wot oi mean...but oi needs lots more..yah see oim makin a special little fing...so oi need anover 10 green ones and oil even set me price at 210 fousand trues fer the lot...cam on oi know theres a glut and they aint doin ya no good in the bleedin bank, please contact The Wee Man at me ouse in Krandor as oim no longer gettin bed and breakfast at the pleasure of 'is Lordship of Lor
Yours Cordially
Wee Man

[mixafix]

* a scrawl is added*
 
 Wee man, I have 5 emeralds and if you can make it 110,000 we have a deal.
 
 I will contact you in game.
 
 Guvner.

[Nom]

*below is scribbled*
Oil be in touch Guv...know wot oi mean
TWM