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Awight ya muppets
So oim half way ta completin' me emerald crown and oi need nine more green ones...if ya gets me drift. Now since oi last bought some oive been doin a bit a reserch and woops, aint it a shame, emeralds are now worf less than 10 fousand....well oi aint a man ta kick a geezer when ees down so wot about 15 k a pop....that is 15k for each emerald ...oi need ten ta finnish me crown and if ya gets all nine oil take of 10 per cent ...cahnt say fairer...know wot oi mean.
Yours Cordially
The Wee Man
