Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

[Faldred]

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

2. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

3. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

4. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

5. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a three minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

6. Have a bad headache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the headache.

[Marswipp]

*Finds that a fly has entered his room, and is distracted by it. Then has another distraction: some common housework. Now he finally gets to his post.* Simple yet dangerously destructive, except for that sink thing (which should not be done at all.)

[Philosopher]

Faldred - 8/7/2006  4:46 PM

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

I need this one.

[FlameStrike]

Faldred - 8/7/2006  4:46 PM

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES


5. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a three minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

 I bet it was an Emo who came up with this brilliant remedy.