An ode to Waffle House.

[Stephen_Zuckerman]

I came up with this just now on the phone with my girlfriend, whose Waffle House has made about $12 in the past four hours.

So I started singing.

I want to die die die facedown on the table
I want to die die die facedown on the table
I want to die die die facedown on the table
After choking on a waffle made at Waffle House

I want to rot rot rot facedown on the table
I want to rot rot rot facedown on the table
I want to rot rot rot facedown on the table
And squish squish squish when little kids poke my head

I want to stink stink stink facedown on the table
I want to stink stink stink facedown on the table
I want to stink stink stink facedown on the table
And drive all the customers from my Waffle House.

[Marswipp]

To rationalize: Location and food quality...

[lonnarin]

Now that you can't even smoke in waffle house and dennys, it's all a Wattaburger era

[MJZ]

*rolls eyes* Americans!