Author Topic: Arkolio's guide to wooing the women PCs of Layo (Read 1645 times)

Marswipp · « **Reply #20 on:** October 12, 2006, 02:50:03 pm »

... and then they became puns!

Pseudonym · « **Reply #21 on:** October 12, 2006, 08:41:42 pm »

#20. Warm her up when she's cold ... and not by giving her your cloak ... then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop complaining about the cold right now ..." then draw your sword. The best way to get warm is with fear.

lonnarin · « **Reply #22 on:** October 16, 2006, 12:51:34 am »

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15. when courting a woman of the arcane persuasion, bat guano is a great way to unleash the fireballs of her heart

... I can just see getting a full box of bat guano, giving it to her... And then finding out she took Eschew Materials at level 3. xD

Mwahaha, Reminds me of the night Turor Sunderstone was selling boxes of "diamonds".

21. Every girl loves smells, as evidenced by the perfumes, soaps and bath oils they love. Fart under the covers and pull the sheets up over her head... this will imprint upon her your personal smell, and she will surely love you for it.

Wraithdur · « **Reply #23 on:** October 16, 2006, 02:19:27 am »

22. grow a beard, women love bearded men, they think it's rugged.
to increase the beard's aphrodisiac qualities, try to leave leftovers from last nights dinner in it. this will show the woman that you are willing to spend months growing a beard especially for her.

Stephen_Zuckerman · « **Reply #24 on:** October 16, 2006, 04:42:24 am »

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Wraithdur - 10/11/2006 11:49 AM 15. when courting a woman of the arcane persuasion, bat guano is a great way to unleash the fireballs of her heart
... I can just see getting a full box of bat guano, giving it to her... And then finding out she took Eschew Materials at level 3. xD

Then again, a good box of Gum Arabic... #23: Convince her you love her by giving her flowers. Lots of them. The quicker you fill her inventory, the quicker you'll fill her heart.

Pseudonym · « **Reply #25 on:** October 16, 2006, 06:58:21 am »

*Arkolio looks panicky, there are lots of Don Juan-esque competitors out there*

Niles09 · « **Reply #26 on:** October 16, 2006, 11:19:50 am »

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#17. If you care about her never EVER tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

Wow... looks like Ive been RP'ing Zan all wrong. Thanks guys, this really helps, now I know just how to RP a woman, this really helps, thanks again

and #23?... Never bring a druid female roses... She would kill you, since you killed the poor roses.

Stephen_Zuckerman · « **Reply #27 on:** October 16, 2006, 12:46:59 pm »

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and #23?... Never bring a druid female roses... She would kill you, since you killed the poor roses.

Been there, done that, still pulling thorns out of places.

lonnarin · « **Reply #28 on:** October 18, 2006, 09:57:22 am »

24. Girls like competition. Ask her if her sister or mother are seeing anyone.

Wraithdur · « **Reply #29 on:** October 18, 2006, 10:11:23 am »

*shudder*
25. 10 minutes before she returns from questing, find all her garments. quickly put them on and walk in front of her, making your movements as femenine as possible. preferably do this in front of her friends.
this will show her that you are willing to put yourself in her shoes.

vitor · « **Reply #30 on:** October 18, 2006, 01:05:04 pm »

Give them a ring or a necklace, made with gold and diamonds with your name writen on it lol... hahaha

666hellspawn · « **Reply #31 on:** October 18, 2006, 03:00:27 pm »

Mister ark did i tell you this week you are a nutcase? If not just tell me here then i will send you a bird 4 or 5 times a night saying : YOU ARE A NUTCASE *grins*

Serissa Tir'ein

Pseudonym · « **Reply #32 on:** October 18, 2006, 05:34:15 pm »

Oh, Serissa, we both know you want me so-ooooooo bad.

Eight-Bit · « **Reply #33 on:** October 18, 2006, 06:16:20 pm »

The Ultimate Way to Woo Any Woman PCon Layonara...
[Tell] Wow! You can roleplay a woman so well, Bob, I'm really impressed.

Wraithdur · « **Reply #34 on:** October 24, 2006, 06:11:00 am »

*bursts out laughing in the middle of an internet café*
staff: what the hell are you doing!
me: uh, well, bye!
*jumps out of window*
staff: you didn't pay the bill @}"$@%$@&*$££!!!!!!!!!

Pseudonym · « **Reply #35 on:** October 24, 2006, 04:10:31 pm »

#26. If your wife/girlfriend is having a baby and is making too much noise (screaming and the like), shush her. She'll appreciate your thoughtfulness.

// This is my one contribution from RL me!! Oooh, I was in more trouble than Arkolio has ever been!!

Pseudonym · « **Reply #36 on:** October 25, 2006, 09:51:27 pm »

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lonnarin - 10/19/2006 2:57 AM

24. Girls like competition. Ask her if her sister or mother are seeing anyone.

Nice one! Also, that way she can never complain that you want so little to do with the in-laws.

#27. Remember, all girls love pick up lines. Memorise some generic ones.

Wraithdur · « **Reply #37 on:** October 26, 2006, 03:38:31 am »

you must be tired, you've been running through this server all day

hawklen · « **Reply #38 on:** October 27, 2006, 01:59:08 am »

Remember to tell her women should be seen and not heard. She will appreciate you admiring her beauty, without that unnessacary thing about talking.

Also if shes upset, and near tears, just say "I'll give you something to cry about" while raising a hand. She'll appreciate you trying to cheer her up.

(Please forgive me! I just woke up!)

Pseudonym · « **Reply #39 on:** November 09, 2006, 09:12:49 pm »

#30. Always offer to bait your date's hook - especially on the first date.

#31. Impress her with your table manners, when drinking directly from the bottle, hold it with only one hand.