Author Topic: Cake or death? (Read 546 times)

Nuzatch · « **Reply #1 on:** June 03, 2005, 02:35:00 am »

No wait! Cake!

FraterAudcal · « **Reply #2 on:** June 05, 2005, 08:36:00 pm »

Death. Less fattening. Actually, it's pretty slimming. I'd like to see the cake advocates say that.

platinuuhits · « **Reply #3 on:** June 13, 2005, 10:44:00 am »

I say Cake

Shadowblade225 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 13, 2005, 11:28:00 am »

depends on the cake - rice cakes for example - though nothing reduces adipose tissue like death!

lonnarin · « **Reply #5 on:** June 13, 2005, 12:16:00 pm »

death by cake, totally

Talan Va'lash · « **Reply #6 on:** June 13, 2005, 12:40:00 pm »

Acctually, I hear death can lead to unsightly bloating.

Avenge · « **Reply #7 on:** June 13, 2005, 07:56:00 pm »

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lonnarin - 6/13/2005 12:16 PM

death by cake, totally

W00T! CAKE OWNZ U!!! lol... random moment there...

death by cake? Jeez, just what kind of cake are you advertising?

Oh well. "Die smiling!"

Fadrien Gweth · « **Reply #8 on:** June 13, 2005, 08:13:00 pm »

Cake all the way. I mean chocolate cake with chocolate buttercream frosting, chocolate fudge, chocolate chips on the top, and I dunno.. feels like it's missing something....

lunchboxkilla · « **Reply #9 on:** June 13, 2005, 09:24:00 pm »

No no this is a very plane cake... you can't ake up your own cakes... *glares*

Fadrien Gweth · « **Reply #10 on:** June 13, 2005, 09:27:00 pm »

Hey consider it my birthday cake. I get anything I want on my cake!!!! It's only fair

When it's your birthday I'll give you whatever you want for yours.

Avenge · « **Reply #11 on:** June 14, 2005, 12:24:00 pm »

I want it to made made of chocolate! No, not just chocolate... PURE FUDGE!!!!!

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Oops, in the typing text it looks like a cake, then WOOT!

FraterAudcal · « **Reply #12 on:** June 17, 2005, 10:39:00 pm »

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Talan Va'lash - 6/13/2005 2:40 PM

Acctually, I hear death can lead to unsightly bloating.

Aye, there's a pill for that though.

Filatus · « **Reply #13 on:** June 22, 2005, 05:05:00 am »

A pill for getting unsightly bloating?

FlameStrike · « **Reply #14 on:** June 22, 2005, 05:14:00 am »

Death or cake... hmmm cake, yeah.

FraterAudcal · « **Reply #15 on:** June 22, 2005, 10:39:00 pm »

No, for getting rid of it lol. I'm sure there's a pill to induce it as well though. Bloat-Ex or something, and Unsightly Bloat-Ex (extra strength).

jm_dracolich · « **Reply #16 on:** June 23, 2005, 09:13:00 am »

Hmmm... maybe you can eat a cake with those weird pills in them and then die by getting the pills stuck in your windpipe! yay! Or maybe you can get stabbed by a sword... that works too...

So my vote goes to the penguins

FraterAudcal · « **Reply #17 on:** June 23, 2005, 10:24:00 am »

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jm_dracolich - 6/23/2005 11:13 AM

Hmmm... maybe you can eat a cake with those weird pills in them and then die by getting the pills stuck in your windpipe! yay! Or maybe you can get stabbed by a sword... that works too...

So my vote goes to the penguins

Oh man, that reminds me of this episode of Ill Will Press (http://www.illwillpress.com/) where the knaving squirrels are talking about the issue of obesity. They come up with the plan to stick a whole bunch of antidepressants and such in Ice Cream. Then the British Squirrel was lilke, "We already something like that back in London, it's called 'Pills for the Fat People' ".

And penguins aren't the issue here man. This aggression won't stand man.

Germaine Lorn · « **Reply #18 on:** July 11, 2005, 06:39:00 pm »

Is that african non-migratory cake?

General_Ski · « **Reply #19 on:** July 11, 2005, 06:46:00 pm »

Cake all the way.. After all if one's dead. No more layo...