Author Topic: Catching up to Dorg (Read 2861 times)

Dorganath · « **Reply #120 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:39:51 am »

*Wonders how many "Thanks" he'll get by locking another counting thread*

Acacea · « **Reply #121 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:40:59 am »

Are we going to have to lock this thread, too?

((Edit - Dorg is too fast. But I wonder, too...))

ShiffDrgnhrt · « **Reply #122 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:43:31 am »

Okay Okay I'll stop

Pseudonym · « **Reply #123 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:43:40 am »

Quote from: Black Raven

..wheres my thank you? one more and I even out my thanks and my thanked.

Black Raven ... *shakes head* tsk tsk ... there is a certain style, a certain finesse, a certain (as darkstorme would say) je ne sais quoi in the process of extracting thank-yous from people.

You can't just go around blatantly requesting them, that is just plain outrageous. Really, what is this community coming to?

Pseudonym · « **Reply #124 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:49:01 am »

If Shiff gets my thread locked I am seriously going to open a can of GM whup-bum on his character next time he dares log in during AEST evening.

[size=-2]Edit: Whup-bum was not my first choice of words[/size]

ShiffDrgnhrt · « **Reply #125 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:50:18 am »

Don't hurt me! I'm just doing my job! *tries to hide "Sower of discord" on his Character sheet*

the.fall.within · « **Reply #126 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:39:16 am »

LOL! Please! Hurt shiff! Accy would love to watch

Xirion · « **Reply #127 on:** October 17, 2007, 11:08:21 am »

Just do my a favour and if they continue counting, simply lock it.

I am slowly becoming paranoid. Everytime a here a number I want to scream and our world is made of number... they follow me... they are on busses...clocks....pay desks...prices at the showcases....on the busses AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

(added some pink flavour for pseud...or is it just slight red *wonders*)

Stephen_Zuckerman · « **Reply #128 on:** October 17, 2007, 04:27:25 pm »

One-oh-nine, one-ten...

Just kidding. BUT MY COUNTING VIRUS HAS INFECTED THE COMMUNITY BWAHAHAHAHAH.

I should really get more Thanks.

Black Raven · « **Reply #129 on:** October 17, 2007, 11:03:29 pm »

I went to the store today.

Can I get a thank you for that?

Xirion · « **Reply #130 on:** October 18, 2007, 01:02:29 am »

Quote from: Stephen_Zuckerman

One-oh-nine, one-ten...

Just kidding. BUT MY COUNTING VIRUS HAS INFECTED THE COMMUNITY BWAHAHAHAHAH.

I should really get more Thanks.

Ah thanks?! You earned an anti-thanks for that!! or maybe even some more...

Stephen_Zuckerman · « **Reply #131 on:** October 18, 2007, 03:16:32 am »

I can always unleash another plague.

Never know what could happen.

Something like dangerous attack-ninjas, only much more insidious...

Might just want to be on the safe side.

Falonthas · « **Reply #132 on:** October 18, 2007, 09:07:37 am »

109,110,111

Xirion · « **Reply #133 on:** October 18, 2007, 09:10:55 am »

*just begs and prays*

Falonthas · « **Reply #134 on:** October 18, 2007, 09:23:32 am »

only because you begged and prayed
i put them somewhere else

Stephen_Zuckerman · « **Reply #135 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:41:48 am »

Right. You know the whole idea to put a link to the Count thread in my signature, thinking people would read it, giggle, and let it sleep in peace?

I take it back.

Can I do that? I mean, I know it's already done, and the thread's already risen and gotten the twelve-gauge zombie treatment, but I'd really like to just say "SIKE!" and make it never have happened.

Would it work? We are in a medium-magic world, here on Layonara... Maybe.

Maybe.

ShiffDrgnhrt · « **Reply #136 on:** October 18, 2007, 12:10:42 pm »

I take all Blame for the Necromantic return of Count to Ten Thousand... *hands Drizzlin back Daralith's spell book*

Pseudonym · « **Reply #137 on:** October 19, 2007, 02:26:44 am »

Okay, now that the miscreants of this community have decided to leave my thread alone, let's get back on track.

Down with Dorg!

Up with me!

Pseudonym · « **Reply #138 on:** February 01, 2008, 07:25:55 pm »

Wow, how'd this very important thread get buried all the way back at the bottom of page 2 of Just for Fun?

We all know Dorg is a very helpful chap around here and I do very little, useful or otherwise. These are facts beyond dispute and a circumstance one might say, at first glance, that means Pseudo is destined to forever lag behind Dorg in the thanks count.

But wait! This may have been the case right up until the point very recently where some top secret documents came across my desk about Dorg. Very revealing documents indeed about the true nature of Mr Helpful. Below is a copy of some working papers containing first drafts of Dorg's answers to queries and requests.

Quote from: Dorg's working papers

1. Thank you - we're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
5. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't care.
6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and inexperienced.
7. What am I - flypaper for freaks!?
8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
13. No, my powers can only be used for good.
14. How about never? Is never good for you?
15. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
16. Your request for reimbursement seems reasonable ... must be time to up my medication.
17. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
18. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
19. Who me? I just wander from thread to thread.

Fatherchaos · « **Reply #139 on:** February 01, 2008, 07:35:42 pm »

Yes, this thread is very important.