Author Topic: Count to ten thousand. Go! (Read 12096 times)

d20mushroom · « **Reply #500 on:** September 09, 2006, 12:31:52 pm »

Nine thousand six hundred and ninety two,
I hit a goblin on the head and thought of you.

Wraithdur · « **Reply #501 on:** September 09, 2006, 12:42:19 pm »

9693, a gnome bit an ogres knee

Marswipp · « **Reply #502 on:** September 10, 2006, 07:42:38 am »

9694, the zombies tried to escape, but were prevented with a holy cape borne by an ape.

d20mushroom · « **Reply #503 on:** September 10, 2006, 08:55:59 am »

Nine thousand six hundred and ninety five,
I dodged a fireball to stay alive.

Marswipp · « **Reply #504 on:** September 10, 2006, 11:01:33 am »

Nine thousand, six hundred, ninety-six the enemy is wading through the Styx

Eight-Bit · « **Reply #505 on:** September 10, 2006, 11:22:39 am »

Seven.

*Crickets*

darkstorme · « **Reply #506 on:** September 10, 2006, 07:48:38 pm »

It's ninety-sev'n hundred we've reached (less two),
And I don't know what Eight-Bit was trying to do -
For I know to avoid this thread meeting its fate
A zealous defender could simply say "Eight".

Marswipp · « **Reply #507 on:** September 11, 2006, 07:48:57 am »

9699 habañero peppers. I think the ratio of capsaicinoids to pepper meat would be astounding, 'cause they irritate the sinuses, skin, airways, and mouths.

Marswipp · « **Reply #508 on:** September 11, 2006, 05:46:16 pm »

9700 pepper corn seeds.

Wraithdur · « **Reply #509 on:** September 12, 2006, 09:35:26 am »

9701, i just got my homework done

LordCove · « **Reply #510 on:** September 12, 2006, 02:17:36 pm »

9702 bottles of beer on the wall...

*cringes*

ZeroVega · « **Reply #511 on:** September 12, 2006, 02:31:53 pm »

9703 sea monkey's waging war on the pink-polar-pollywogs!

Zelda1 · « **Reply #512 on:** September 12, 2006, 02:33:12 pm »

9704 pieces of candly in the jar...

J-ser · « **Reply #513 on:** September 12, 2006, 04:28:19 pm »

9705 damage from that nasty hellball

Marswipp · « **Reply #514 on:** September 12, 2006, 05:05:21 pm »

9706(d20)

adelbert4 · « **Reply #515 on:** September 13, 2006, 10:27:39 am »

d20mushroom · « **Reply #516 on:** September 13, 2006, 02:11:56 pm »

Nine thousand seven hundred and eight,
Hopefully Shroom is not too late,
To save the day from goblin and ghoul,
Who would happily eat the careless fool.

ZeroVega · « **Reply #517 on:** September 13, 2006, 02:18:37 pm »

Nine thousand seven hundred and nine,
The day to save is yours not mine,
For I'm no Shroom but pathetic whelp,
Eeek! A toadstool! Help!

(Take that!)

Marswipp · « **Reply #518 on:** September 13, 2006, 02:21:31 pm »

9710(d35)

darkstorme · « **Reply #519 on:** September 13, 2006, 04:12:11 pm »

A lovely girl, down on her luck,
Splashed her pretty new dress in the muck,
The maiden, upset
That her gown was so wet
Stamped her foot and cried out..... "9711!"