I am A Real Hlintatian!

[lonnarin]

Farros moves that this should be our hometown anthem...



When it comes crashing down, and it hurts inside,
ya' gotta take a stand, it don't help to hide,
Well, you hurt my friends, and you hurt my pride,
I gotta be a man; I can't let it slide,
I am a real Hlintatian, Fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real Hlintatian, fight for what's right, fight for your life!

Well, I feel strong about right and wrong,
And I don't take trouble for very long,
I got somethin' deep inside of me, courage is the thing that keeps us free,
I am a real Hlintatian, Fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real Hlintatian, fight for what's right, fight for your life!

Well you hurt my friends, and you hurt my pride,
I gotta be a man; I can't let it slide,
I am a real Hlintatian, Fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real Hlintatian, fight for what's right, fight for your life!
I am a real Hlintatian, Fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real Hlintatian, fight for what's right, fight for your life!

oh the horror... the balding mullets...

[Stephen_Zuckerman]

Hey! Don't make fun of mullets. They will ALWAYS be cool. *Strokes his hair, soothing its hurt ego from the words of the bad man*

[EdTheKet]

Hlintatian?

[lonnarin]

Hlintatian: Noun... strange denizaen of Hlint, the town with 26% drow populatation, giant drunk in the streets, aasimar and tieflings making babies together and 100% of the worl'ds heroic population!  Even the mayor of Lar once sat on a bench of Hlint, bored and ready ter smite.

[Stephen_Zuckerman]

He's the Baron, Lonnarin.

[EdTheKet]

Actually, he's both

[darkstorme]

Aww.. when I saw the title, I expected a rant.

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Hey,
I'm not a commoner, or an NPC
I don't live in a house (too expensive), eat vegetables, or own a horse...
and I don't know Ozzy, Rufus, or Lailith from Hlint,
although I'm sure they're really, really powerful.

I have a Queen, not a president,
I speak Common and Elvish, not Dwarven,
And I pronounce it "haake'dirith", not "heeke'dirith".

I can proudly sew my diety's banner on my pack.. if I had a higher tailoring skill...
I believe in adventuring, not camping or farming,
Diversity (even if Drow are wandering everywhere unfettered), not assimilation,
and that the Badger is surprisingly powerful and must be feared.

A circlet is a helmet, copper is a surprisingly light metal,
and it's spelled *laughs*, not *lol*, *laughs*!

Hlint is the most populous city,
The first city of Mistone,
And the single best-known location in Layonara!

My name is Kell, and I AM HLINTATION!

Thank you.