Layonara Slogans that would Likely be Unsuccessful

[LightlyFrosted]

Be they purloined wholesale (with humorous intent) from household products/cereal jingles, bizarre ways of promoting a product, or otherwise seemingly the spawn of the most unsuccessful advertising agent ever - what sort of Layo Jingles would be silly/ineffective?

(To start us off..)
1.  My god..  it's full of dwarves!

2.  Layo - it's not just for breakfast, anymore.

3.  Layonara - You might get eaten by a bear.  Or an ogre.  Or a troll...

[Fatherchaos]

4. Layo - It's what Willis was talking about.
5. Layonara Online - now with Evil!
6. Layo - Stays crunchy, even in Troll Moors.
7. Layonara - where even the Barmies realize they're laughing in Bedlam.

[J-ser]

8. Layonara, apply directly to the forehead. Layonara, apply directly to the forehead. Layonara, apply directly to the forehead, in stores now.

[darkstorme]

9. Layonara - you're what's for dinner.

[Witch Hunter]

10. Layonara... for men.

[lunchboxkilla]

Come stay, Feed Leanthar your soul

[Kindo]

Layonara - Who needs a real life anyway?

[MJZ]

Not so much a slogan as a testimonial - "I haven't been on a weight adjustment program this effective since the Diablo Diet!"

[Timmy0420]

layonara, because RL is for noobs. (yes i am the most uncreative person ever)
 
 layonara, an addiction they cant arrest you for
 
 LAYONARA! ITS ******* EXTREME!