A dragon, five thousand years old,
Ate adventurers after its gold.
But when munching a thigh
Nearby birds heard him sigh
"They're just never as good when they're cold!"
A mage in the midst of a fight
Cast a desperate spell for some light
But the fireball spell
Burned the mage up as well -
(He had cast all his cantrips that night.)
When sparring with rapier and mace,
A half-orc took a blow to the face.
Said his partner, in fun
(Whilst preparing to run)
"It's alright, now your nose is in place."
Young Constance O'Flannin, a Bard
Found writing in verse very hard
When asked why this was
She responded "Because
I can never get the last line to work out properly."
