Main reason you should never LARP

[Dorganath]

jjkolb - 4/18/2005  3:45 PM

It might be sad if it wasn't so darn funny.  How many "LIGHTNING BOLT!" spells did the dude memorize?  And how is it that he can cast them so quickly?

Oh, and always remember to pick up your "LIGHTNING BOLTs!" when you're done with them.

Not only that, but we all know that LIGHTNING BOLT doesn't just stop when it hits its designated target.  He likely fried one of his friends in the process.  It's a good thing they weren't indoors, that's all I have to say there.

And really.  One lightning bolt each second?  Come on....Even if he had Quickened one of them, that's a MAX of two every 6 seconds. Sheesh! *shakes head and rolls eyes*

[Doc-Holiday]

So sad I'm rereading this... but spell casting is limited in speed ONLY to your ability to speak a spell clearly and audibly

I knew a guy who could pop out an entire bard song in under 2 seconds... and you could understand EACH word... frightening...


I'm not played in a year but it's amazing how much crap your brain absorbs...

Oh.. and the bard song was at least two paragraphs of text... any enemy who walked within about 20 feet had to stop and sit and listen to your stupid rambelings... as the bard.. you were rendered invulnerable so long as you had at least on listener... if you performed a hostile action the spell was broken...

he often did it to powerful mages and then would take out his sword and do a demonstration speach on beheading... his listeners never seemed to survive that spell

.... it was funnier then...

[lunchboxkilla]

Lightimg bolt!!

[Marswipp]

*inquires only with constanants* LGHTNNG BLT!?