Those wild west style mustaches. Next I'm going to go for the full Gettysburg Muttonstache, HHH style. I love the post-apocalyptic meets wild west setting and was inspired by random drunkenness to become my gunslinger character's visage. Now frightening people at work asking them if they want to buy any them fancy 'puters and saying "I Reckon" and "tarnation" all the time.
Departmental orders & accounting will drive you mad like that.