Alright folks, the name of the game is 'Rules For'. You choose a topic, like "Naming Dark Elves". Then you come up with rules for it, such as...
Rules for naming Dark Elves
1. Lots of 'Z's, lots of 'X's, and lots of assonant sounds
2. Unnecessary punctuation. If you can, everywhere that there's a break for the next syllable, throw in a hyphen, a comma, or an apostrophe.
3. No one will notice that your character's name is one letter away from one of Salvatores. Go for it. What's the worst that could happen...?
Or, if you prefer...
Rules for Dwarven Characters
1. You're a Scottsman, a Viking, or a Pirate. Or a Scottish Viking-Pirate.
2. Full-plate is a fashion statement.
3. Beards. Even if a freak accident involving a colony of shocker lizards, a penguin, and a Paladin of Toran gave you an unexpected dose of electrolysis, rendering you incapable of growing facial hair, you still need a beard. Or a chin-wig.
Have fun!
