Teeheehee - OotS

[Talan Va'lash]

http://www.giantitp.com/Incentives.html  Powerfull magic items, mind bending spells and creatures you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley. (with illustrations)   -TV   [SIZE=-2]Disclaimer: the above statement is not an accurate representation of the content of aforementioned web page.  Funny and or hilarious would be more appropriate.[/SIZE]

[regnus]

I like Speak with Bread.

"Lo, partake of my whole wheat wisdom"

This is almost as good as the list of spells that went around a few months ago.

[lonnarin]

Beer of Annihilation... yup, been there!

[Variable]

I like the "Book of Exalted Deer" oh and the "Gloves of Ogre Stench"

[Kapitän Awesome]

Tch, who needs gloves, when you can just refuse to shower. I do it all the time; works like a charm.

[Doc-Holiday]

Gauntlets of Lechery....

oh and lets not forget "Ion kidney stone" listeded under "magic items to put back"... I ain't putting that one back

[Talan Va'lash]

psst, Variable... the author of OotS has requested that people not repost his work on other sites without his consent.  It would be appropriate to honor his request.

Plus... he's got copyright law behind him on this one, but I'd prefer to think of it as not doing it because he asked me nicely not to than because its illegal.

-TV