As a disclaimer, while
I don't mean to be insulting to anyone's character, the nameless bard singing this song in a nameless tavern seems quite intent on making some powerful enemies. That being said, if music be the food of love, this one's a vindaloo...
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(To be sung in 4/4 time, with a swing - eighth note pairs are to be interpreted as a quarter-note/eighth-note triplet)
Gather 'round, ye lads and lasses, grab yerselves an ale,
And listen while I spin ye all a classic drinkin' tale,
'tis of the folks who stride about this vast and varied land
And all things they've done herein - the fine, the great, the grand.
There is a Ranger that I know - one Sallaron by name,
He is the master o' the woods: all birds and beasts he'll tame
But ever since to Tegan fair ol' Sall has said "I do",
It seems that he who tames the beasts has been himself tamed too!
Chorus
And all who come by me
Whoe'er they may be
Will find their names fore'er shrined in barrooms 'cross the land!
Oh, come and spend a coin or two
And listen up and soon you too
Will know of all the things they do: the great, the proud, the grand!
I know another sorceress - a fair and winsome elf,
'Er name's Jaelle, and as I'll tell, I've been with 'er meself,
One day she had me in at nine, then out again by ten -
Along there came another bloke, and in she went again!
All know the name of Storold; a bold and val-yant man -
Extols Lucinda's glor-yous works whichever way 'e can.
One day I listened to 'im speak - pious, wise, and deep...
Alas, I can't recall a word - 'e left me fast asleep!
ChorusOn Miss Daniella Stormhaven, I'll sing ye all a verse -
She's quite a prim and proper miss - I've never 'eard 'er curse.
In fact, I've 'eard, she's done it
once, when falling off a rope...
Then cast Atonement twenty times, and scrubbed 'er mouth with soap!
Miss Creekskipper's a lovely lass, though quiet as a mouse.
She makes quite sure the Rofi's keep a clean and tidy 'ouse.
For all she might seem soft and meek, the little lass 'as guts -
I saw a crook dare give 'er cheek; she kicked 'im in the... teeth.
Chorus//... feel free to add verses. It just seemed a little bit more of an challenge than a thinly veiled revisitation of
certain other threads.